strappinglad Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) Elephino Edited October 28, 2015 by strappinglad
Rivers Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 What did the hotdog say when it crossed the finish line?I'm the wiener!
Garden Girl Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 Elephino Boo... Hiss.... I just gotta think of something... GG
Calm Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Boo... Hiss.... I just gotta think of something... GGIt is what it sounds like and not what is written that is the funny stuff...supposedly. I had to do a google on it to figure it out and even then it took me a minute. I am not good at phonetics, maybe that's why I never get those kinds of jokes without it being explained to me.
strappinglad Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 I hoped that the first emoticon would help. Some puns don't work when written.
Garden Girl Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 It is what it sounds like and not what is written that is the funny stuff...supposedly. I had to do a google on it to figure it out and even then it took me a minute. I am not good at phonetics, maybe that's why I never get those kinds of jokes without it being explained to me. I hoped that the first emoticon would help. Some puns don't work when written. I'm sorry Strapping... I just can't get it... I tried phonetically saying the word... then I looked at the first emoticon... I asked the question previously... am I just dense? GG
Calm Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 (edited) El-hell. Iph-if i no-knowIf you are dense, so am I.I hate charades. Edited October 29, 2015 by Calm
strappinglad Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 The first emoticon is defined as " unknown " , in other words " I don't know ". Calm has deciphered the statement. You're not dense GG. I'm just obtuse. Again, if you were to hear it said aloud, you would have it immediately.
strappinglad Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 What word is pronounced wrong by the majority of people in high school?
Garden Girl Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 El-hell. Iph-if i no-knowIf you are dense, so am I.I hate charades. Ohhh.... now I get it... GG
Garden Girl Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 As I age, I always am a little surprised to realize I can relate to jokes about getting older... yikes!! Three older sisters were sitting around a table at Relief Society homemaking meeting, working on crafts and chatting.The first sister said, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."The second sister said, "You think that's bad... The other day, I was sitting on the edge of the bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or was just getting up!"The third sister smiled smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been -- knock on wood." She rapped on the table, then looked up with a startled expression. "Oh," she said. "someone's at the door." GG 2
Okrahomer Posted October 30, 2015 Author Posted October 30, 2015 What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care. 2
strappinglad Posted October 31, 2015 Posted October 31, 2015 Biologists have recently created immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak ! 2
saemo Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Elephino That reminds me of the old knock knock joke.Knock knockWho's thereBananaRepeat as many times as your friends will put up with, then...Knock knockWho's thereOrangeOrange whoOrange you glad I didn't say banana! 2
Tacenda Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Knock knockWho's there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning.That's the only one I can ever remember. 2
Rivers Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 (edited) Deleted. Crossed the line. Edited November 1, 2015 by Rivers 1
Rivers Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Subtle Rivers,.... and borderline.You're absolutely right.
strappinglad Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Two for one sale. Three men are on a boat with 4 cigarettes. They have no matches or anything to light the cigarettes with . What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter. My math teacher called me average. How mean ! 1
Garden Girl Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Two for one sale.Three men are on a boat with 4 cigarettes. They have no matches or anything to light the cigarettes with . What do they do?They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter. My math teacher called me average. How mean ! I just don't get some of these... I got the math one, but not the cigarette one... GG
strappinglad Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 The boat is now lighter ie not as heavy.
Garden Girl Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 The boat is now lighter ie not as heavy. Ooohhhh... okay... GG 1
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