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On June 21, 2016 at 3:26 PM, Rivers said:

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruthless.😅

Dang!  I'm out of rep points but thanks for the chuckle, Rivers!

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1 hour ago, Okrahomer said:

Dang!  I'm out of rep points but thanks for the chuckle, Rivers!

I will give him one though it pains me.

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Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

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Why can't you trust an atom?  They make up everything.

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A rope walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says , " are you a rope , 'cause we don't serve ropes in here?! " The rope brushes his head and replies , " I'm a frayed knot "

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Two Mexicans were driving rapidly and ran over a person walking on the side of the road. The passenger says to the driver, " I think we just hit a pedestrian from California ".

The driver asked, " How do you know he was from California ? "

" Well, " said the passenger, " just before we hit him , he was waving and yelling something about sunny beaches ! "

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Courtesy of Reader's Digest:

What’s wrong, Bubba?” asked the pastor.

“I need you to pray for my hearing,” said Bubba.

The pastor put his hands on 
Bubba’s ears and prayed. When he was done, he asked, “So how’s your hearing?”

“I don’t know,” said Bubba. “It isn’t until next Tuesday.”

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...and in "honor" of Calm:

Delta Airlines is infusing its cabins with a lavender-and-chamomile scent called Calm. The Week asked its readers to come up with a better name to match “the ambience of the packed economy cabin.”

“Eau the Humanity” —Serena Meyer

“Giorgio’s Arm-on-me” —Wade Etheredge

“Chanel No. 5 Inches of Legroom” —Austin King 

“Claustrophobique” —Cynthia Pocali

“Mist Connection”    —Cary Berkowitz

“The 99 Per-scent”    —Julia Flagg

 

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