Okrahomer Posted January 15, 2016 Author Posted January 15, 2016 What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah! 3
Okrahomer Posted April 28, 2016 Author Posted April 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Rivers said: Dang! I'm out of rep points for today. 1
Okrahomer Posted April 28, 2016 Author Posted April 28, 2016 Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man! 2
Rivers Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruthless.😅 3
Okrahomer Posted June 30, 2016 Author Posted June 30, 2016 On June 21, 2016 at 3:26 PM, Rivers said: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruthless.😅 Dang! I'm out of rep points but thanks for the chuckle, Rivers!
Okrahomer Posted June 30, 2016 Author Posted June 30, 2016 The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 2
Calm Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Okrahomer said: Dang! I'm out of rep points but thanks for the chuckle, Rivers! I will give him one though it pains me. 2
Okrahomer Posted June 30, 2016 Author Posted June 30, 2016 18 minutes ago, Calm said: I will give him one though it pains me. Ha! Thank you, Calm!
Stargazer Posted July 2, 2016 Posted July 2, 2016 Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything. 2
Okrahomer Posted July 5, 2016 Author Posted July 5, 2016 I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.. 3
strappinglad Posted July 6, 2016 Posted July 6, 2016 A rope walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says , " are you a rope , 'cause we don't serve ropes in here?! " The rope brushes his head and replies , " I'm a frayed knot " 2
Okrahomer Posted July 7, 2016 Author Posted July 7, 2016 Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? 1
Rivers Posted July 11, 2016 Posted July 11, 2016 Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways? 2
Okrahomer Posted July 28, 2016 Author Posted July 28, 2016 If Shaquille O'Neal was a banana, he'd be Sahquille O'Peal. If Shaquille O'Neal was a shade of blue-green, he'd be Shaquille O'Teal. If...
Okrahomer Posted July 31, 2016 Author Posted July 31, 2016 I used to suffer from soap addiction, but I’m clean now. 1
strappinglad Posted July 31, 2016 Posted July 31, 2016 Two Mexicans were driving rapidly and ran over a person walking on the side of the road. The passenger says to the driver, " I think we just hit a pedestrian from California ". The driver asked, " How do you know he was from California ? " " Well, " said the passenger, " just before we hit him , he was waving and yelling something about sunny beaches ! " 1
Okrahomer Posted August 5, 2016 Author Posted August 5, 2016 A plateau is the highest form of flattery. 2
strappinglad Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 I think sam lost an ' e ' , now if he could lose the ' s ' he could ' be ' someone. 2
Okrahomer Posted August 12, 2016 Author Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) Courtesy of Reader's Digest: What’s wrong, Bubba?” asked the pastor. “I need you to pray for my hearing,” said Bubba. The pastor put his hands on Bubba’s ears and prayed. When he was done, he asked, “So how’s your hearing?” “I don’t know,” said Bubba. “It isn’t until next Tuesday.” Edited August 12, 2016 by Okrahomer
Okrahomer Posted August 12, 2016 Author Posted August 12, 2016 ...and in "honor" of Calm: Delta Airlines is infusing its cabins with a lavender-and-chamomile scent called Calm. The Week asked its readers to come up with a better name to match “the ambience of the packed economy cabin.” “Eau the Humanity” —Serena Meyer “Giorgio’s Arm-on-me” —Wade Etheredge “Chanel No. 5 Inches of Legroom” —Austin King “Claustrophobique” —Cynthia Pocali “Mist Connection” —Cary Berkowitz “The 99 Per-scent” —Julia Flagg 1
strappinglad Posted October 9, 2016 Posted October 9, 2016 I hear music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jammin' again ! I have an inferiority complex. It's not a very good one though . 2
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