Garden Girl Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 I can't seem to stop myself from reading these things!! GG 1
strappinglad Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 I can't seem to stop myself from reading these things!! GG Apparently brake fluid can help GG ! 2
Okrahomer Posted October 12, 2015 Author Posted October 12, 2015 Why don’t you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. 1
Okrahomer Posted October 12, 2015 Author Posted October 12, 2015 Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere! 1
ERayR Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 Okay just one. Why did the elephant wear polka dot sneakers?So he could hide in a jelly bean jar. Did you ever see an elephant in a jelly bean jar?nope.Works doesn't it? 2
strappinglad Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 Well, we've moved into a different genre , so here's one. Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? So they can bounce into trees to catch monkeys. What is the most terrifying sound a monkey can hear ? SPROOIINNNGGG 1
Stargazer Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 Oh, good. I am so glad someone else remembers elephant jokes besides me. And then there were the fruit jokes. Example: What's purple and goes bzzzzzzz. An electric plum. What is green on the outside, red on the inside, and rents for about $650 per month? A one-bedroom watermelon. 1
Okrahomer Posted October 13, 2015 Author Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Here's an "elephant/fruit" combo:What's the difference between an elephant and a blueberry?They're both blue, except for the elephant. Edited October 13, 2015 by Okrahomer 1
Okrahomer Posted October 13, 2015 Author Posted October 13, 2015 Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Because the banana split. 1
Calm Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) You are taking me back to grade school...mine, my kids, and now my grandkids.... Edited October 13, 2015 by Calm 2
strappinglad Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 How do you get 6 elephants into a Volkswagen ? 3 in the front and 3 in the back How do you get 6 giraffes into a Volkswagen ? You take the elephants out first. 1
Rivers Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) I know a guy who lost the whole left side of his body. He's all right.I also know a guy who lost the whole right side of his body. They are still discussing what's left of him. Edited October 13, 2015 by Rivers 2
Popular Post Okrahomer Posted October 14, 2015 Author Popular Post Posted October 14, 2015 A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 5
strappinglad Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 No matter how far you push the envelope , it will still be stationery. Pasteurize = too far to see. 3
strappinglad Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Breaking News : Energizer Bunny Arrested ---- charged with battery . 3
Garden Girl Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Okay... from my LDS humor book... A man from New York was visiting his Mormon friend in Salt Lake City one summer. They went together to the Mall and the Mormon left his car unlocked...Then they went to the grocery store, and the Mormon left his car unlocked.Then they drove home, and the Mormon left the keys in the car.The next day they went to Church together, and the Mormon removed the keys and locked the door before entering the meetinghouse."I don't get it," the friend exclaimed. "You don't lock your car at the mall or the grocery store--- you even leave the keys in the ignition overnight at your home. But when you get to Church you lock your car. Why?"Simple," said the man... "If I don't lock it here, when I come back out it will be filled with zucchini." GG 3
Okrahomer Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 Congratulations, GG!!! That IS funny! 1
Okrahomer Posted October 16, 2015 Author Posted October 16, 2015 Newspaper Headline: Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are a little sketchy. 1
strappinglad Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 The other day I held a door open for a clown. It was a nice Jester. 4
strappinglad Posted October 18, 2015 Posted October 18, 2015 She said that she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I was sure I had not met herbivore. 3
strappinglad Posted October 19, 2015 Posted October 19, 2015 This one is for the math nerds in the crowd. What did the hirsute ellipse name his son ? Harry Connick Jr. 1
Okrahomer Posted October 19, 2015 Author Posted October 19, 2015 Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch a man lay bricks! A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 4
Rivers Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 A cow jumping over a barb wire fence is utter destruction. 3
Okrahomer Posted October 21, 2015 Author Posted October 21, 2015 Dateline: SEINE-ET-MARNE, FRANCECheese Factory Explosion: de-Brie Everywhere!
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