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7 minutes ago, Jeanne said:

I love it!  Just the regular stuff..No berries..no peanut butter ..just me and good'ol Captain. As a young girl living out on my own years ago..that is what I lived on!

So there is much on which we can find common ground, you and I.

Except that I do love the Crunch Berries. And when there is no plain Cap'n Crunch or Crunch Berries to be had, I can content myself with the peanut butter flavor.

My best friend and I, while in college nearly 40 years ago, originated the Cap'n Crunch Bust: Bring your own bowl and spoon; we provide the cereal and milk.

He still has them from time to time; I have since moved on.

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1 minute ago, Scott Lloyd said:

So there is much on which we can find common ground, you and I.

Except that I do love the Crunch Berries. And when there is no plain Cap'n Crunch or Crunch Berries to be had, I can content myself with the peanut butter flavor.

My best friend and I, while in college nearly 40 years ago, originated the Cap'n Crunch Bust: Bring your own bowl and spoon; we provide the cereal and milk.

He still has them from time to time; I have since move on.

Yeah..the berries aren't too bad..but that is what I had in my dorm room. A refrigerator with a jug of milk, Captain Crunch box on top of the frige...and a bowl/spoon.  I can't buy it any more..it is just too addictive to me.  That and Cracklin Oat Bran!  Any more you can buy a steak for the price of a box of cereal..Practically have to give birth to open the darn plastic bag!

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1 minute ago, Scott Lloyd said:

So there is much on which we can find common ground, you and I.

Except that I do love the Crunch Berries. And when there is no plain Cap'n Crunch or Crunch Berries to be had, I can content myself with the peanut butter flavor.

My best friend and I, while in college nearly 40 years ago, originated the Cap'n Crunch Bust: Bring your own bowl and spoon; we provide the cereal and milk.

He still has them from time to time; I have since move on.

When I was working in the mission office, one of the office missionaries received a box of Cap'n Crunch in the mail. We had to go to a few restaurants to find milk, but the only place that had milk had no bowls, so we had to use those tapered Coca-Cola glasses. Just as we were about to eat, one of the elders bumped into the table, and all the glasses fell over. 

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Just now, jkwilliams said:

When I was working in the mission office, one of the office missionaries received a box of Cap'n Crunch in the mail. We had to go to a few restaurants to find milk, but the only place that had milk had no bowls, so we had to use those tapered Coca-Cola glasses. Just as we were about to eat, one of the elders bumped into the table, and all the glasses fell over. 

Oh...booo!  It is a good missionary that shares his Cap'n Crunch!

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I just wanted to note that my uncle was Stake President and was also unemployed.  He lost his job as a lumber yard manager, not a lucrative position.

He has struggled with employment issues his whole life.

He also lives in a very LDS community with many wealthy members.

 

jb

Posted
2 hours ago, jkwilliams said:

Just as we were about to eat, one of the elders bumped into the table, and all the glasses fell over. 

:cray:

I lived on Cap'n Crunch when I was in the MTC. It was the most amazing substance.

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Just to be a bit picky, I believe it is only possible to pay a full tithe if you are paying 10% of your increase yearly. How much one pays is down the list from whether or not one pays. The widow's mite can be applied here.

Posted
5 hours ago, Scott Lloyd said:

I happen to think there is great honor in being a youth Sunday School teacher.

I happen to think that, too. Hence, the wink emoticon . . .

Posted
9 hours ago, Hamba Tuhan said:

:cray:

I lived on Cap'n Crunch when I was in the MTC. It was the most amazing substance.

I am weird in that I prefer hot cereals like steel-cut oats or cracked wheat. It's pretty much impossible to find cracked wheat in the eastern US, so last time I was in Utah I bought a 5 lb. bag. 

But Cap'n Crunch is good stuff if I'm in the right mood. 

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With reference to what I said earlier about my brother, years ago, when he was a counselor in a bishopric and they were trying to sell their house, they weren't getting any offers.  I said, "You know, Thomas, maybe there's a reason you haven't been able to sell your house."  He said, "I know.  We were thinking that, too." Shortly after that, he was called as a bishop.  When he reorganized the bishopric, the stake president said, "Some of you may have seen the 'For Sale' sign out in front of the G. house. We have rescinded that sign." ;) 

P.S.: Sorry to derail the thread from Cap'n Crunch. Long live the Cap'n!  Carry on! :D 

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6 minutes ago, Kenngo1969 said:

With reference to what I said earlier about my brother, years ago, when he was a counselor in a bishopric and they were trying to sell their house, they weren't getting any offers.  I said, "You know, Thomas, maybe there's a reason you haven't been able to sell your house."  He said, "I know.  We were thinking that, too." Shortly after that, he was called as a bishop.  When he reorganized the bishopric, the stake president said, "Some of you may have seen the 'For Sale' sign out in front of the G. house. We have rescinded that sign." ;) 

P.S.: Sorry to derail the thread from Cap'n Crunch. Long live the Cap'n!  Carry on! :D 

No problem. 

That's a great story about your bro. Does he like Cap'n Crunch?

I wonder if eating too much Cap'n Crunch can affect one's eligibility to be considered as a stake president. 

Posted
15 minutes ago, Kenngo1969 said:

With reference to what I said earlier about my brother, years ago, when he was a counselor in a bishopric and they were trying to sell their house, they weren't getting any offers.  I said, "You know, Thomas, maybe there's a reason you haven't been able to sell your house."  He said, "I know.  We were thinking that, too." Shortly after that, he was called as a bishop.  When he reorganized the bishopric, the stake president said, "Some of you may have seen the 'For Sale' sign out in front of the G. house. We have rescinded that sign." ;) 

P.S.: Sorry to derail the thread from Cap'n Crunch. Long live the Cap'n!  Carry on! :D 

In my home stake, a man was called to be a counselor in the stake presidency. He had some serious heart issues and had endured  and felt that his poor health would not allow him to serve, but when he was set apart, he was promised his health issues would not get in the way of his calling. He was in the stake presidency for 9 years, IIRC, and although he still had heart issues, they weren't serious. When he was finally released, he planned on retiring and moving to Utah. He was released on a Sunday at stake conference, and they had everything packed and ready for the move. He had a massive heart attack and died about an hour after he got home from stake conference.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Scott Lloyd said:

No problem. 

That's a great story about your bro. Does he like Cap'n Crunch?

I wonder if eating too much Cap'n Crunch can affect one's eligibility to be considered as a stake president. 

I've never asked if he's a fan of the Cap'n, but I doubt it.  I think his tastes run more to simpler stuff like Cheerios and Cornflakes.  (Mine do too, but, of course, I'm in absolutely no danger of being called as a Stake President or to any other position of ward or stake leadership, so I doubt tastes in cereal are any sort of a criterion. Rather, in my case, it's that whole "husband-of-one-wife" thingy! ;)) Of course, when he was first called as a bishopric counselor, he had young children, so that might've affected his tastes in cereal ...  As for cereal, I just polished off my latest box of Cheerios yesterday, and now I've started in on a Post offering called Waffle Crunch.  It's somewhere between Cheerios and Cap'n Crunch on the sugar content scale, but I like it. :) 

Posted
57 minutes ago, jkwilliams said:

I am weird in that I prefer hot cereals like steel-cut oats or cracked wheat. It's pretty much impossible to find cracked wheat in the eastern US, so last time I was in Utah I bought a 5 lb. bag. 

But Cap'n Crunch is good stuff if I'm in the right mood. 

I thought you were cukoo for Cocoa Puffs. 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Scott Lloyd said:

I thought you were cukoo for Cocoa Puffs. 

That was just a roundabout way of saying I'm unhinged.

Posted
20 hours ago, Scott Lloyd said:

Not that I recall.

Has any apostle done that?

A rather odd question, say I.

It was a joke.  Because he died.

Posted
1 hour ago, cinepro said:

It was a joke.  Because he died.

I got the joke, hence my response. I understand Scott's response now because, obviously, he didn't get your joke or mine. :)

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On ‎7‎/‎17‎/‎2016 at 3:56 PM, jkwilliams said:

You'd have to be a fool to believe Leonard Arrington was an underachiever who didn't understand how the church works. 

I have no idea how they do such things, but it would explain how my friend's marginally believing bank president father was called as stake president. I do know that when I was elders quorum president and our bishop was moving, the stake president interviewed all of us in priesthood leadership and asked us for 3 names each. 

I have a good friend in St. George who said the new stake president was called to that position apparently because he is a CEO of a large company.

Other than that, the new stake president was a recent move-in that nobody in the stake knew very well.

Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, Kenngo1969 said:

I've started in on a Post offering called Waffle Crunch.

I need to get a box of Waffle Crunch... for those times when I just can't make up my mind...

On another subject, Stan said he feels like you've been avoiding him.   

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Posted
7 hours ago, consiglieri said:

Other than that, the new stake president was a recent move-in that nobody in the stake knew very well.

Clearly, the interview with the GA (as a former bishop) made quite an impression . . . ;)

 

Posted
7 hours ago, consiglieri said:

 

, the new stake president was a recent move-in that nobody in the stake knew very well.

Isn't most of St. George move-ins from some other mostly colder climes? I know it has grown greatly over the last few decades.

Posted
17 hours ago, jkwilliams said:

I got the joke, hence my response. I understand Scott's response now because, obviously, he didn't get your joke or mine. :)

Yes. 

Getting the joke can do much to promote mutual understanding. Is there material for a sermon here?

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