Math proves the Mormon God exists!

[Bernard Gui]

On a discussion of the inability of science to prove the non-existence of God, one of the participants gave a learned discourse that showed mathematically that the Christian Trinity (3 Gods in 1) is false:

1 + 1 + 1 = 3     not      1 + 1 + 1 = 1.

 

On the way home tonight from guest conducting my arrangement of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic" for string orchestra and kazoos at Lincoln High School in Tacoma, a brilliant flash of insight

came suddenly into my mind.

What if God does not increase Gods by adding more of himself, but by multiplying himself!

1 X 1 X 1 = 1  

Not only that, but if God has eternal increase, there still is only 1 God.

1 to the 100th power is only 1. There can be as many Mormon Gods as we wish, but there still is only 1.

 

Ridiculous, you say. Ah, but what if God increases by dividing himself into other Gods. The same holds true:

1 /  1 /  1 = 1   and 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / ..... X  still = 1

So, by the unimpeachable power of mathematics both the Trinitarian God and the Mormon God are proven to be true.

Q.E.D.

Edited May 25, 2016 by Bernard Gui

[The Nehor]

Whatever you are on it is impolite not to share.

[Freedom]

I don't think the word multiplication means what you think it means. 

[Bernard Gui]

22 minutes ago, Freedom said:

I don't think the word multiplication means what you think it means.

What do you think I think it means?   Perhaps it has two meanings. Perhaps it has multiple meanings. Certainly all the meanings prove God exists.

Edited May 25, 2016 by Bernard Gui

[Bernard Gui]

1 hour ago, The Nehor said:

Whatever you are on it is impolite not to share.

It's the power of music. Music is God. It is everywhere and it sounds good, so it must be God. I can prove it by playing my violin. Only a God can make a violin. It all began with Do. Re follows Do, Mi follows Re,

which follows Fa, and then So, and then La, and then Ti, which takes us back to Do, and the inevitable conclusion is that Do Is God because Do is always the beginning and the loop is eternal, or as it is said, One Eternal Round. All rounds can be extended to eternity, therefore a Round is proof that God exists. So the next time you sing Row Row Row Your Boat, you are simply attesting to the eternal nature of God.

 

 

Edited May 25, 2016 by Bernard Gui

[mfbukowski]

30 minutes ago, Bernard Gui said:

It's the power of music. Music is God. It is everywhere and it sounds good, so it must be God. I can prove it by playing my violin. Only a God can make a violin. It all began with Do. Re follows Do, Mi follows Re,

which follows Fa, and then So, and then La, and then Ti, which takes us back to Do, and the inevitable conclusion is that Do Is God because the loop is eternal.

 

I love La

[Bernard Gui]

4 minutes ago, mfbukowski said:

I love La

La is Love. You cannot do this with a square, rectangle, triangle, parallelogram, or rhombus. Only Rounds are Eternal. Faux rounds, AKA, fugues must eventually peter out. On the other hand, Pachelbel's Canon can feel like it goes on forever, especially if you are of one of the lesser instruments, the cello.

Edited May 25, 2016 by Bernard Gui

[Jim Stiles]

4 hours ago, Bernard Gui said:

On a discussion of the inability of science to prove the non-existence of God, one of the participants gave a learned discourse that showed mathematically that the Christian Trinity (3 Gods in 1) is false:

1 + 1 + 1 = 3     not      1 + 1 + 1 = 1.

 

On the way home tonight from guest conducting my arrangement of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic" for string orchestra and kazoos at Lincoln High School in Tacoma, a brilliant flash of insight

came suddenly into my mind.

What if God does not increase Gods by adding more of himself, but by multiplying himself!

1 X 1 X 1 = 1  

Not only that, but if God has eternal increase, there still is only 1 God.

1 to the 100th power is only 1. There can be as many Mormon Gods as we wish, but there still is only 1.

 

Ridiculous, you say. Ah, but what if God increases by dividing himself into other Gods. The same holds true:

1 /  1 /  1 = 1   and 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / ..... X  still = 1

So, by the unimpeachable power of mathematics both the Trinitarian God and the Mormon God are proven to be true.

Q.E.D.

I used to know people who would say things like that.  They were not faking.  Are you faking?

On the other hand, maybe the Word of Wisdom is not such a bad idea after all.

[RevTestament]

9 hours ago, Bernard Gui said:

On a discussion of the inability of science to prove the non-existence of God, one of the participants gave a learned discourse that showed mathematically that the Christian Trinity (3 Gods in 1) is false:

1 + 1 + 1 = 3     not      1 + 1 + 1 = 1.

 

On the way home tonight from guest conducting my arrangement of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic" for string orchestra and kazoos at Lincoln High School in Tacoma, a brilliant flash of insight

came suddenly into my mind.

What if God does not increase Gods by adding more of himself, but by multiplying himself!

1 X 1 X 1 = 1  

Not only that, but if God has eternal increase, there still is only 1 God.

1 to the 100th power is only 1. There can be as many Mormon Gods as we wish, but there still is only 1.

 

Ridiculous, you say. Ah, but what if God increases by dividing himself into other Gods. The same holds true:

1 /  1 /  1 = 1   and 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / ..... X  still = 1

So, by the unimpeachable power of mathematics both the Trinitarian God and the Mormon God are proven to be true.

Q.E.D.

I had to give you a point for making me think (& chuckle). I have come to think however, that it is not so much God doing it, but that the people do it. We are the ones who make Christ our Father in the end - we glorify Him for what He has done, and we accept Him as our Father. Therefore, the Father recognizes Him as such - a thought

[rpn]

Why doesn't make sense to think of God as multiplying Himself:  He is creating more just like Him?   (But I don't see how the division part works.)

[The Nehor]

13 hours ago, Bernard Gui said:

It's the power of music. Music is God. It is everywhere and it sounds good, so it must be God. I can prove it by playing my violin. Only a God can make a violin. It all began with Do. Re follows Do, Mi follows Re,

which follows Fa, and then So, and then La, and then Ti, which takes us back to Do, and the inevitable conclusion is that Do Is God because Do is always the beginning and the loop is eternal, or as it is said, One Eternal Round. All rounds can be extended to eternity, therefore a Round is proof that God exists. So the next time you sing Row Row Row Your Boat, you are simply attesting to the eternal nature of God.

 

 

If you are having fun great. If you think you have discovered some primordial secret of the Universe your posts sound like a psychotic break. Consider getting help if this is the case.

[mfbukowski]

14 hours ago, Bernard Gui said:

It's the power of music. Music is God. It is everywhere and it sounds good, so it must be God. I can prove it by playing my violin. Only a God can make a violin. It all began with Do. Re follows Do, Mi follows Re,

which follows Fa, and then So, and then La, and then Ti, which takes us back to Do, and the inevitable conclusion is that Do Is God because Do is always the beginning and the loop is eternal, or as it is said, One Eternal Round. All rounds can be extended to eternity, therefore a Round is proof that God exists. So the next time you sing Row Row Row Your Boat, you are simply attesting to the eternal nature of God.

 

 

NO no no no

You got it wrong.  The scholarly consensus is clearly that God is dough, not Do.

And Dough for Mi is about the best ethics anyone can muster in today's world.

Edited May 25, 2016 by mfbukowski

[Ahab]

15 hours ago, Bernard Gui said:

On a discussion of the inability of science to prove the non-existence of God, one of the participants gave a learned discourse that showed mathematically that the Christian Trinity (3 Gods in 1) is false:

1 + 1 + 1 = 3     not      1 + 1 + 1 = 1.

 

On the way home tonight from guest conducting my arrangement of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic" for string orchestra and kazoos at Lincoln High School in Tacoma, a brilliant flash of insight

came suddenly into my mind.

What if God does not increase Gods by adding more of himself, but by multiplying himself!

1 X 1 X 1 = 1  

Not only that, but if God has eternal increase, there still is only 1 God.

1 to the 100th power is only 1. There can be as many Mormon Gods as we wish, but there still is only 1.

 

Ridiculous, you say. Ah, but what if God increases by dividing himself into other Gods. The same holds true:

1 /  1 /  1 = 1   and 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / ..... X  still = 1

So, by the unimpeachable power of mathematics both the Trinitarian God and the Mormon God are proven to be true.

Q.E.D.

Yep, if you thought what I've thunk before on this issue then you were getting the right idea. 

God, as one of many of his kind of being, both  multiplies and divides to create his offspring which are then just more or less not only the same kind of being he is but more or less what he, personally, is, too.

The I am that he is is not and never has been only one person but all who are either all or only a part of what he and others of his kind of being are,  and it always has been and forever will be that way because it is the only way that it could ever be.

Funny that some people, who are all a part of him and what he is, don't see that when it is so plainly obvious to be seen, I think. 

[The Nehor]

1 hour ago, Ahab said:

Yep, if you thought what I've thunk before on this issue then you were getting the right idea. 

God, as one of many of his kind of being, both  multiplies and divides to create his offspring which are then just more or less not only the same kind of being he is but more or less what he, personally, is, too.

The I am that he is is not and never has been only one person but all who are either all or only a part of what he and others of his kind of being are,  and it always has been and forever will be that way because it is the only way that it could ever be.

Funny that some people, who are all a part of him and what he is, don't see that when it is so plainly obvious to be seen, I think. 

More evidence for my psychotic break theory. 😵

[Ahab]

12 minutes ago, The Nehor said:

More evidence for my psychotic break theory. 😵

I've had you pegged as someone who has trouble seeing the obvious for some time now.

But at least you are usually funny.

[PeterPear]

I always considered 3 in 1 to be a multi-purpose oil.

http://www.3inone.com/products/multi-purpose/

[Bernard Gui]

12 hours ago, The Nehor said:

If you are having fun great. If you think you have discovered some primordial secret of the Universe your posts sound like a psychotic break. Consider getting help if this is the case.

Sometimes having a psychotic break can be fun. I was lampooning another poster who claims that he debunks the Trinitarian God with simple math. 

[Bernard Gui]

Double post. Sorry

Edited May 26, 2016 by Bernard Gui

[Bernard Gui]

2 hours ago, PeterPear said:

I always considered 3 in 1 to be a multi-purpose oil.

http://www.3inone.com/products/multi-purpose/

But according to us Mormons, the 3 must have the same purpose. 

[Bernard Gui]

12 hours ago, mfbukowski said:

NO no no no

You got it wrong.  The scholarly consensus is clearly that God is dough, not Do.

And Dough for Mi is about the best ethics anyone can muster in today's world.

 I can see how Dough makes the world go round, especially when it takes the form of a pizza crust or rhubarb pie. So fa, I haven't made much dough, but I do like mustard on my kielbasa. Is that ethical? I ask because I'm sure you, as a Polish philosopher, know your kielbasa as well as or better than you know ethics. Now some may say that do is movable, but for the purpose of my argument,  I assume the immovable or fixed do. It is the other cosmological constant in my theory of Do. I can't remember what my first constant is, but it will probably pop into my head after a nice cup of herbal ti.

[Bernard Gui]

 

[mfbukowski]

9 hours ago, PeterPear said:

I always considered 3 in 1 to be a multi-purpose oil.

http://www.3inone.com/products/multi-purpose/

At last an answer to "substance"!!!

It's an OILY SUBSTANCE!

[mfbukowski]

7 hours ago, Bernard Gui said:

 I can see how Dough makes the world go round, especially when it takes the form of a pizza crust or rhubarb pie. So fa, I haven't made much dough, but I do like mustard on my kielbasa. Is that ethical? I ask because I'm sure you, as a Polish philosopher, know your kielbasa as well as or better than you know ethics. Now some may say that do is movable, but for the purpose of my argument,  I assume the immovable or fixed do. It is the other cosmological constant in my theory of Do. I can't remember what my first constant is, but it will probably pop into my head after a nice cup of herbal ti.

D'oh! HERETIC!  MUSTARD???

For that you should be burned with the steak! Horseradish is the only orthodox embellishment for that divine Re from heaven, the sausage of the gods!  I suppose you even buy your kielbasa in a SUPERMARKET!  The anguish!  Blasphe- mi.!

I have heard of it mixed with German So-were- krauts in the past but MUSTARD?  Ethnic impuri-Ti!!

[Bernard Gui]

On May 26, 2016 at 9:22 AM, mfbukowski said:

D'oh! HERETIC!  MUSTARD???

For that you should be burned with the steak! Horseradish is the only orthodox embellishment for that divine Re from heaven, the sausage of the gods!  I suppose you even buy your kielbasa in a SUPERMARKET!  The anguish!  Blasphe- mi.!

I have heard of it mixed with German So-were- krauts in the past but MUSTARD?  Ethnic impuri-Ti!!

You made me cry and laugh at the same time. Thank you.

But  what if it is Polish mustard.? We just made some bigos with a kielbasa from a Russian/European deli near the Seattle temple. My, oh my.

 

[mfbukowski]

1 hour ago, Bernard Gui said:

You made me cry and laugh at the same time. Thank you.

But  what if it is Polish mustard.? We just made some bigos with a kielbasa from a Russian/European deli near the Seattle temple. My, oh my.

 

Polish mustard is fine, but with the sausage of the gods?  And from a RUSSIAN deli?

I suppose I could grant absolution this one time but don't let it happen again.