Popular Post volgadon Posted March 17, 2013 Popular Post Posted March 17, 2013 I'm tired of the Kishkumen threads getting all the attention, so I've decided to bash myself.Volgadon, being the filthy socialist that he is, prefers Ted Hughes to Sylvia Plath...Volgadon hates oreos with a passion, and homemade oreos should be banned by a retroactive Geneva Convention...Volgadon cried during the Notebook, but only when he found out that it had another 120 minutes to go... 12
blackstrap Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Volgadon secretly prefers Ted Nugent to Ted Hughes.
CASteinman Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Volgadon, being the filthy socialist that he is, prefers Ted Hughes to Sylvia Plath...Volgadon hates oreos with a passion, and homemade oreos should be banned by a retroactive Geneva Convention...Volgadon cried during the Notebook, but only when he found out that it had another 120 minutes to go...There is not a single bad thing in this whole post. You are gonna have to do better if you want emnity. (I think you might be intentionally stacking the deck here...) 1
volgadon Posted March 17, 2013 Author Posted March 17, 2013 Volgadon secretly prefers Ted Nugent to Ted Hughes.Infamous libel!
Popular Post TAO Posted March 17, 2013 Popular Post Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Volgadon likes cats? Edited March 17, 2013 by TAO 5
teddyaware Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 I'm tired of the Kishkumen threads getting all the attention, so I've decided to bash myself.Volgadon, being the filthy socialist that he is, prefers Ted Hughes to Sylvia Plath...Volgadon hates oreos with a passion, and homemade oreos should be banned by a retroactive Geneva Convention...Volgadon cried during the Notebook, but only when he found out that it had another 120 minutes to go...Volgadon is a self-hating Mormon... and this site is becoming a juvenile, self-loathing caricature of itself.
volgadon Posted March 17, 2013 Author Posted March 17, 2013 Volgadon likes cats?I do, which is proof positive of how evil I am. 4
blackstrap Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Infamous libel!You know it's true. Stop denying it. Volgadon is also a member of the NRA under the assumed name Charlton Volga. 1
CASteinman Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Volgadon is a self-hating Mormon... and this site is becoming a juvenile, self-loathing caricature of itself.These insider jokes are well beyond my ken....
TAO Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 I do, which is proof positive of how evil I am.Kishkumen apparently like his cats too =p.
wenglund Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Volgadon is evidently a narcissist who can't stand it when other people get more negative attention than himself, and is thus driven to start threads about himself. Wade is an even worse attention whore since here he is trying to steal the spotlight from Volgadon in his own thread. Thanks, -Wade Englund- 4
Popular Post Daniel Peterson Posted March 17, 2013 Popular Post Posted March 17, 2013 I'm tired of the Kishkumen threads getting all the attention, so I've decided to bash myself.And, being the hateful pond scum that I am, I'm more than happy to join in.Volgadon, being the filthy socialist that he is, prefers Ted Hughes to Sylvia Plath...Tending libertarian, as I do, I already loathe and despise Volgadon. As is well known, I hate anybody who disagrees with me on anything.I'm willing to grant him some latitude on the matter of Sylvia Plath, though. She was pretty weird.Volgadon hates oreos with a passion, and homemade oreos should be banned by a retroactive Geneva Convention...I love Oreos. I love them.I don't personally use the term "anti-Christ," but Wayfarer does. Quite a bit. He posts on the subject all the time. And I suspect that, given Volgadon's bizarre dislike of Oreos, Wayfarer would be willing to apply the designation of Volgadon. I mean, if ever there were a fitting case . . . Volgadon cried during the Notebook, but only when he found out that it had another 120 minutes to go...I hate and despise Volgadon for even going to that movie. 6
blackstrap Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 These insider jokes are well beyond my ken....They may be beyond YOUR ken but my Kenngo69 might grace us with his insight. 3
teddyaware Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 These insider jokes are well beyond my ken....LOL!
Duncan Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Volgadon didn't even say it right, to use a quotation from Daffy Duck, Volgadon,[media=] Edited March 17, 2013 by Duncan 3
DarkScythe Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 On Topic with some mass effect humor:Volgadon fights like a volus(very short slow moving alien can't fight work a damn).Regardless of what he say, he is not a true krogan despite the gene therapy making him look like one.He is really a Salarian and loves to eat flies.Volgadon was a mad scientist working for Cerberus, he was fired for being too mad.Even Husks avoid him. 1
Bill Hamblin Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 The truth of the matter is, Volgodon IS Kiskumen. And that explains a lot. 1
Hamba Tuhan Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Volgadon hates oreos with a passion, and homemade oreos should be banned by a retroactive Geneva Convention...I'm sincerely glad to learn this. Just last night, I visited a family in our ward, and they offered me an Oreo imported from America. They seemed truly stunned when I said I don't like them. I had no idea one could make homemade ones, but I guess all it would take would be a bit of dark-brown cardboard, some school paste, and a bit of sugar.
Calm Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Volgadon hates oreos with a passion, and homemade oreos should be banned by a retroactive Geneva Convention...You Anti-Oreoist! 1
volgadon Posted March 18, 2013 Author Posted March 18, 2013 I had no idea one could make homemade ones, but I guess all it would take would be a bit of dark-brown cardboard, some school paste, and a bit of sugar.If only they were that good... 2
Stargazer Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Tending libertarian, as I do, I already loathe and despise Volgadon. As is well known, I hate anybody who disagrees with me on anything.Well, I've heard that you even hate those who agree with you on anything, for not agreeing with you enough.I hate and despise Volgadon for even going to that movie.Now you've lost me. I'd never even heard of that movie before V brought it up.
Calm Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Now you've lost me. I'd never even heard of that movie before V brought it up.Consider yourself blessed. 2
Daniel Peterson Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Hasn't Volgadon been banned yet?I expressly ordered my minions here to ban him.At least, I must have. Because that's what I always do. Or so I'm told.Well, I've heard that you even hate those who agree with you on anything, for not agreeing with you enough.That's right. And I hate you, too. Because . . . Well, just because I do.I think it's because you're trying to correct me, or something like that. Anyway, I think I'll have you banned, as well. 2
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