Kishkumen Plots The Destruction Of Civilization At Disneyworld In The Presence Of His Children While Looking Like Snape!

[MorningStar]

This is for reals. He said it himself. No word yet on whether he's wearing the Speedo.

[DarkScythe]

the question is,"Can I join?Can I become my Inner Sith Lord?Can I get something being a Hero if I stop him? Can I get something being a Villain if I help him while wearing a speedo? Should I wear one regardless?"

[MorningStar]

No one should wear a Speedo. Ever.

[DarkScythe]

Well If I am going to be a villain or hero, wearing a Speedo will distract and confuse people. when in doubt, do something crazy to earn victory.

[Nathair/|\]

For once, he wants to do something good. Civilization sucks. Barbarians are awesome.

[DarkScythe]

then who will make the burritos or other things I like? and Nathair, should we help just because we can?

[MorningStar]

Now that I have seen Kishkumen, I can thoroughly investigate who and what he is. After I'm done doing the dishes, laundry, grocery shopping, shoe shopping with the kids, cleaning, birthday party planning, making dinner, etc.

I guess I will never know Kishkumen.

[Daniel Peterson]

The man's wickedness appears boundless.

I'm appalled.

I think I need to find a thesaurus and start coming up with insulting epithets.

[Freedom]

I once kissed Q men. Is that that same thing?

[mercyngrace]

The man's wickedness appears boundless.

I'm appalled.

I think I need to find a thesaurus and start coming up with insulting epithets.

You could borrow Droopy's.

Legend is he has several and wields them incessantly in defense of truth, justice and the Republican American way.

(j/k Just having a little fun with you, LB, if you read this. I hope you are well!)

[Nathair/|\]

A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

[MorningStar]

And he never replaces the toilet paper. Chilling.

[Nathair/|\]

That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?

[Nathair/|\]

Combine one word from each of the three columns below,

prefaced with "That":

Column 1 Column 2 Column 3

artless base-court apple-john

bawdy bat-fowling baggage

beslubbering beef-witted barnacle

bootless beetle-headed bladder

churlish boil-brained boar-pig

cockered clapper-clawed bugbear

clouted clay-brained bum-bailey

craven common-kissing canker-blossom

currish crook-pated clack-dish

dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole

dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb

droning doghearted codpiece

errant dread-bolted death-token

fawning earth-vexing dewberry

fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon

froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench

frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill

gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker

goatish fly-bitten fustilarian

gorbellied folly-fallen giglet

impertinent fool-born gudgeon

infectious full-gorged haggard

jarring guts-griping harpy

loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig

lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast

mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger

mangled hell-hated joithead

mewling idle-headed lewdster

paunchy ill-breeding lout

pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie

puking knotty-pated malt-worm

puny milk-livered mammet

qualling motley-minded measle

rank onion-eyed minnow

reeky plume-plucked miscreant

roguish pottle-deep moldwarp

ruttish pox-marked mumble-news

saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook

spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg

spongy rude-growing pignut

surly rump-fed puttock

tottering shard-borne pumpion

unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane

vain spur-galled scut

venomed swag-bellied skainsmate

villainous tardy-gaited strumpet

warped tickle-brained varlot

wayward toad-spotted vassal

weedy unchin-snouted whey-face

yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

Source: http://www.mit.edu/people/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html

[escott3564]

I can't help it. I have had a crush on Snape since the first Harry Potter film. I have a thing for bad guys.

Will that get me banned from here? LOL

[Daniel Peterson]

Banned?

In your dreams.

I'm going for the death penalty.

[MorningStar]

Nathair, I came up with "speedo wearing freak".

[Duncan]

No one should wear a Speedo. Ever.

speak for yourself! I bring it every time. every.time.

[DarkScythe]

embrace the hate that you feeling and strike him down with all of your hatred while wearing a speedo.

[blackstrap]

I understand that there is a Mexican equivalent , Speedo Gonzales .

[Nathair/|\]

No one should wear a Speedo. Ever.

I sometimes wear one under my kilt for modesty's sake (I'm not wearing it as part of a military uniform, so I can do as I please.), but I would never dare wear one where people could see me in it.

[wenglund]

Looking like Snape? I don't know. I've have always had the impression that Kish has more of a Dursley look to him.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[Stargazer]

I agree with the earlier poster who said something positive about Snape. I, for one, always thought Snape was the second most important character in the HP movies.

[escott3564]

I agree with the earlier poster who said something positive about Snape. I, for one, always thought Snape was the second most important character in the HP movies.

He was in the books, too. He turned out to be a good guy in the end. And Alan Rickman played him with perfection.

BTW, Guys, I'm friends with Kish on "the board which must not be named" and he is a pretty decent guy. The reason his a star is Snape is because he knows I have a crush on Alan Ruckman. How bad can the guy be, right?