The Nehor Posted August 30, 2013 Author Posted August 30, 2013 Dear Nehor, Why did Lord Vitate wrote the awful novel about Revan? It was poorly written and non factual. Also I wasn't blown up either. From, T3-M4Yes, but let's face it; you should have been. You are a sad clone of Artoo and need to die. At least Revan's other droid companion, while possessing many of the skills of Threepio, was not so derivative. He shot people in the face and provided entertainment as he told stories of death and mayhem.If you have some spare time my garbage disposal is clogged. Please come by and fix it when you get a chance you little trash can.NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Nehor Posted August 31, 2013 Author Posted August 31, 2013 Oh, that's just mean!If the letter was from HK I would have been nicer.
DarkScythe Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Dear Nehor, Statement: My Companion Unit, T3-M4 is very much alive and is a capable droid despite his vertical disadvantages. He did take on 3 poorly copies of myself and won. For Anyone, Droid or Meatbag, that is an accompishment unto itself. Yours Superior, Hk-47
The Nehor Posted September 5, 2013 Author Posted September 5, 2013 Dear Nehor, Statement: My Companion Unit, T3-M4 is very much alive and is a capable droid despite his vertical disadvantages. He did take on 3 poorly copies of myself and won. For Anyone, Droid or Meatbag, that is an accompishment unto itself. Yours Superior, Hk-47 Dear HK, SInce he blasted you with a disabling Droid Disruptor and reprogrammed you to like him after you caught on to his deception your opinions are suspect. NEXT!!!!!!!!
The Nehor Posted September 5, 2013 Author Posted September 5, 2013 Oh Great Nehor, when will this be pinned, and will you always be with (for) us? Having seen thy greatness in all things, draw near and leave us not alone! Dear Mr. Pa Your letter warms my heart. Recognition of my greatness is definitely the mark of a civilized and intelligent man. As for getting the thread pinned there are powers we do not fully understand that make that decision. Perhaps they will agree to do so. Perhaps they will destroy me as a threat to their Hegemony. Only time will tell. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1
cdowis Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) Dear kneehor In another thread I made a statement of fact, and was asked for a CFR, and the mod is giving me grief. Now, look, I have almost 10,000 posts in this forum alone, participated in hundreds of threads, been active in apologetics for over thirty years, I single-handedly forced the Smithsonian to withdraw their silly BOM letter............ And they want me to give them a *citation* for something that I read over five years ago???? What do you suggest. (PS I have an impeccable memory) Edited September 5, 2013 by cdowis 1
The Nehor Posted September 5, 2013 Author Posted September 5, 2013 Dear kneehorIn another thread I made a statement of fact, and was asked for a CFR, and the mod is giving me grief.Now, look, I have almost 10,000 posts in this forum alone, participated in hundreds of threads, been active in apologetics for over thirty years, I single-handedly forced the Smithsonian to withdraw their silly BOM letter............And they want me to give them a *citation* for something that I read over five years ago????What do you suggest. (PS I have an impeccable memory)Dear Mr. Dowis,As a matter of principle I ignore most CFRs. Most of the time in this board they are used to cast doubt and not to acquire information. They are usually used when satisfying the CFR would require a lot of time and effort and the person calling it is smiling smugly knowing what effort it would take to fulfill their request. A refusal to do so will be harped on with glee by the ignorant tormentor.Basically what I am saying is that you should go to the poster's home and spray Febreze in their eyes until they apologize.NEXT!!!!!!!!!! 1
The Nehor Posted September 5, 2013 Author Posted September 5, 2013 Dear Nehor, Why? Best wishesDear Mr 78,I am pleased that aquatic fowl are now writing in. I like a diverse audience. Always remember that birds are dinosaurs and act accordingly.In answer to your question I can only tell the story of the man who was hungry:Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime.Feed a man to the fish and the fish village will eat for weeks.Then they will crave the taste of manfleshThen they will devour all of mankind until they are gone.Then one dark night they will turn on each other.So do not offer human sacrifices to fish no matter how annoying your MIL is. That is why. Thank you for your question.NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkScythe Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 Dear Nehor, How does Chaos Magick work? How does it relate to the force? Why am I purple? A randomly confused man, A randomly contused man.
Calm Posted September 5, 2013 Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) Dear Mr. Dowis,As a matter of principle I ignore most CFRs. Most of the time in this board they are used to cast doubt and not to acquire information. They are usually used when satisfying the CFR would require a lot of time and effort and the person calling it is smiling smugly knowing what effort it would take to fulfill their request. A refusal to do so will be harped on with glee by the ignorant tormentor.Basically what I am saying is that you should go to the poster's home and spray Febreze in their eyes until they apologize.NEXT!!!!!!!!!!Since I was the one calling for the CFR (and since cdowis refused to provide the info I was wondering about, I found it myself in under a minute just as I expected to...though now I will never know who it was that cdowis read who claimed such a thing, which is disappointing to me...so there to your megalomanic hypothesizing on my motives ), I will expect you to show up to defend me from any Febreze attack I get in the future because not only will it sting, but I am allergic to it and I will insist you standby the rest of the day handing me tissues to wipe my runny nose whenever the need arises. Edited September 5, 2013 by calmoriah
The Nehor Posted September 6, 2013 Author Posted September 6, 2013 Dear Nehor, How does Chaos Magick work? How does it relate to the force? Why am I purple? A randomly confused man, A randomly contused man. Hello Randomly, First a message to your parents: Hey! Mr and Mrs Man, you suck at naming your kid. Hey Randomly....do you mind if I call you Rando. Okay Rando. Chaos Magick is the channeling of the power of the dread sultan Azathoth who gibbers in idiocy amongst the fluting Outer Gods. To control it you must go utterly mad. The Force is a myth concocted by little green men to fool impressionable young men. You are purple because you have been chosen. As green is the opposite of purple so you have been chosen by Azathoth to destroy the little green men.....starting with Yoda. Godspeed Rando. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Nehor Posted September 6, 2013 Author Posted September 6, 2013 Since I was the one calling for the CFR (and since cdowis refused to provide the info I was wondering about, I found it myself in under a minute just as I expected to...though now I will never know who it was that cdowis read who claimed such a thing, which is disappointing to me...so there to your megalomanic hypothesizing on my motives ), I will expect you to show up to defend me from any Febreze attack I get in the future because not only will it sting, but I am allergic to it and I will insist you standby the rest of the day handing me tissues to wipe my runny nose whenever the need arises. The EULA you signed when you wrote in to the column clearly stipulates that the columnist cannot be held responsible for others spraying caustic substances on any part of anyone's body. It is near the middle between the turtlewax and hovercar clauses.
Calm Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 The EULA you signed when you wrote in to the column clearly stipulates that the columnist cannot be held responsible for others spraying caustic substances on any part of anyone's body. It is near the middle between the turtlewax and hovercar clauses.Yes, but there was no stipulations to waiving of responsibility for inhalants and my allergy is due to the inhalant nature of Febreze...its 'scent', not skin contact...each smell sends me into a lower and lower hell of snot and goo....and since I am in hell, it seems appropriate that you be my companion while there.
DarkScythe Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 Dear Almightly Nehor, what is the best way to subtly to drive everyone mad with Green? A Sinister Minster, An ordely
The Nehor Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 Dear Almightly Nehor, what is the best way to subtly to drive everyone mad with Green? A Sinister Minster, An ordely Dear Scythe that absorbs light, The best way is to wear green....all green. Become green. Be the essence of green. Make sure you insist that everyone recycle. Protect plants at all costs. Refuse to eat non-meat products. When it comes to flora vs. fauna side with flora every time. Do not cut your lawn. Grass has a soul. Hope this helps. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
strappinglad Posted September 11, 2013 Posted September 11, 2013 Dear Nehor Have you stopped beating your significant other ? 1
Buzzard Posted September 11, 2013 Posted September 11, 2013 Dear Mr. Nehor:Now for the important question: A week from Saturday (9/21) 8:15 pm MDT. Who pulls off the win, BYU or the stinky Yewts...errrr...I mean the University of Utah?
The Nehor Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 Dear Nehor Have you stopped beating your significant other ?Dear Mr. Lad,I tried to but she is really into the whole BDSM thing and made me promise to keep doing it.NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Nehor Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 Dear Mr. Nehor:Now for the important question: A week from Saturday (9/21) 8:15 pm MDT. Who pulls off the win, BYU or the stinky Yewts...errrr...I mean the University of Utah?Dear Carrion Eater,The game was rigged weeks ago by a consortium of rodeo clowns. Unless God intervenes and takes the field himself the Utes have this one.NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2
Buzzard Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Dear Carrion Eater,The game was rigged weeks ago by a consortium of rodeo clowns. Unless God intervenes and takes the field himself the Utes have this one.NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you are proved wrong, I will be back to ensure the world knows of your error.
Kenngo1969 Posted September 23, 2013 Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) The EULA you signed when you wrote in to the column clearly stipulates that the columnist cannot be held responsible for others spraying caustic substances on any part of anyone's body. It is near the middle between the turtlewax and hovercar clauses. Dear Nehor, Full disclosure: I am not yet licensed to practice law. However, I was wondering, if I were to become licensed, could you use my legal help in drafting future EULAs for users of the column? I would charge the very reasonable rate of $1,000 per hour (plus expenses) which, I'm sure, is Chump Change for you (since you're a rich and famous Syndicated Columnist who is read throughout the Universe). I am very fluent in legalese and bureaucratic nonsense, which I'm sure would be of great help to you in confusing assisting users of the column regarding their legal rights and responsibilities. Thank you, -Kenngo1969, Esquire-to-Be Edited September 23, 2013 by Kenngo1969 1
Kenngo1969 Posted September 23, 2013 Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) If you are proved wrong, I will be back to ensure the world knows of your error.Sigh. For that to have happened, BYU would have needed to find an actual quarterback first! You know, someone who can actually drop back and throw the ball accurately at least a mile. (I suspect the Cougars already have (at least) one on the roster: his name's Ammon Olsen, but for some reason, Bronco is enamored of guys who might as well play halfback, for all they can throw the ball!) Edited September 23, 2013 by Kenngo1969
Tacenda Posted October 4, 2013 Posted October 4, 2013 Okay, since I'm not allowed to start topics I need a favor. I need a serious answer and the more the merrier. Dear Nehor if there's ever a time for you to be serious I'd hope it would be now, hehe. Here goes....every year my bro. & sis. in laws get together for mother in law and father in law's birthdays by going to the temple and dinner afterwards. For the first time since being married, now going on 30 yrs. mine and my husbands recommend has been expired for several months. We paid tithing and haven't done anything wrong except for having testimony issues, going in and out of belief in the church. Everyone of my in laws are TBM to their core. It is coming time to go the first of Nov. for father in law's birthday. They are both getting up there in age and I don't want to break their hearts. Would it be dishonest to hold a reccommend with feelings like these? My husband and I are about on the same page. I think we both want it to be true. Thanks for any help. Also, suggestions for handling the interview would be most appreciated if we go that route.
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