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kishcumen sounds like a type of condiment or spice. Oregano,garlic, halipeno peppers, kishcumen ,and a little thyme should make for an interesting curry .

Not a spice, there is a stuffed intestine dish called kishke.

Posted

Incidentally, does anybody here besides me know who sang (uncredited) backup on that song by Carly Simon?

(Please, though, don't let this question distract you from the fact that, as I disclosed at the end of the previous page, Kishkumen is so low a human being that he actually hates bunny rabbits.)

I thought it was Mick Jagger?

Posted

I've just checked over at the Contempt and Defamation Board, and it seems -- unbelievably -- that some of them are taking this seriously. They're marveling at the "vitriol" here, and about how "caustic" this and related threads are, and comparing this board to Lord of the Flies.

Even after years of clinical observation, I still marvel: They don't seem even remotely aware of how nasty and hateful their own place is, and they (or some of them, anyway) really do seem to think these these threads about Kishkumen have actually been vicious.

Well, with that in mind, I'm here to ratchet things up yet another few notches:

Kishkumen hates bunny rabbits!

Huh. So I smeared his good username with the Speedo thing?

Posted
I don't get any of this,

Not to worry. It is a coded social experiment that can only be deciphered by long-term participants on this board who have been issued tin-foil hats by Mopologetics Central.

Please, because of the alarming levels of toxicity that may be generated in a certain quarter, leave this to the duly authorized professionals (i.e. paid apologetic hacks), and don't try this at home, otherwise, for you own health, safety, and sanity, you may be banned.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Posted (edited)
Huh. So I smeared his good username with the Speedo thing?

Well, that and the accusation that he hates puppies.

I'm happy to see that Dr.J.D. is getting into the spirit of the festivities. I particularly like his rigorous form of argumentation, so reminiscent (in terms of evidence and logic) of the Contempt and Defamation Board itself.

And yes, CASteinman, such serious allegations as that Kishkumen dislikes fluffy little bunny rabbits are definitely blood-curdling abuse.

Finally, on a less solemn note:

Danite3459 takes home the prize -- a small stuffed doll of Kishkumen, accompanied by a little bag of pins. It was, most definitely, Mick Jagger.

.

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Posted

Finally, on a less serious note:

How is preying upon others' sense of horror vacui a less serious note? =)

Posted

Please, because of the alarming levels of toxicity that may be generated in a certain quarter, leave this to the duly authorized professionals (i.e. paid apologetic hacks), and don't try this at home, otherwise, for you own health, safety, and sanity, you may be banned.

Already been there and done that. I am entirely out of my depth. And there is a certain way I don't mind.

Posted

It's just a joke, CASteinman. If you don't get it, that's fine. No problem.

You may lack the background that would help you to get it. Which, if so, is a piece of good luck (or divine grace) for which you should immediately drop to your knees in humble gratitude.

OK! I accept it as a joke. An insider joke of sorts. Thanks. I am actually fine with not knowing but there are a lot of threads....

I am now off to chant "Te Deum".

Posted (edited)

Edited by MorningStar
Posted
How is preying upon others' sense of horror vacui a less serious note? =)

Phooey on your vacui. Consider this more like at textual Rorschach test, where the crazies manifest themselves in the way they read their own horrors into what is said. LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Posted

Well, that and the accusation that he hates puppies.

I'm happy to see that Dr.J.D. is getting into the spirit of the festivities. I particularly like his rigorous form of argumentation, so reminiscent (in terms of evidence and logic) of the Contempt and Defamation Board itself.

And yes, CASteinman, such serious allegations as that Kishkumen dislikes fluffy little bunny rabbits are definitely blood-curdling abuse.

Finally, on a less solemn note:

Danite3459 takes home the prize -- a small stuffed doll of Kishkumen, accompanied by a little bag of pins. It was, most definitely, Mick Jagger.

.

Hey, I never said he hated puppies! That was Cal. I only called attention to his dance moves while dressed in attire that makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

Posted

I've just checked over at the Contempt and Defamation Board, and it seems -- unbelievably -- that some of them are taking this seriously. They're marveling at the "vitriol" here, and about how "caustic" this and related threads are, and comparing this board to Lord of the Flies.

Novak's law is still in force, I guess

Posted
Novak's law is still in force, I guess

Very much so. It's perfectly astonishing. Even after years of watching this sort of thing, the surprise never really fades.

Hey, I never said he hated puppies! That was Cal. I only called attention to his dance moves while dressed in attire that makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

Makes no difference. You're both my sock puppets, anyhow. Or, at the most, brain-dead robotic followers of mine. (I know, because I read it over on the Contempt and Defamation Board.)

Posted

Very much so. It's perfectly astonishing. Even after years of watching this sort of thing, the surprise never really fades.

Makes no difference. You're both my sock puppets, anyhow. Or, at the most, brain-dead robotic followers of mine. (I know, because I read it over on the Contempt and Defamation Board.)

Little do they know that we have been collecting all of their sayings into a new book that will soon be published by interpreter.

It will be called "The Ex-ed Files."

Posted

I've been taking a break from this board, and have completely avoided lurking at MD for the past several weeks. It's one of the best things that I've done for myself in a while. I recommend it for everybody.

Posted

Makes no difference. You're both my sock puppets, anyhow.

And here I thought we were Juliann's sock puppets.

I am having an identity crisis.

Posted

If any of these vicious anti-Kishkumen threads should be brought back to the top, it's probably this one, since it's the fons et origo (that's for Kishkumen himself) of all the hatred and calumny directed at the poor chap here over the past few days.

Posted

Let's hear it for Kishkumen! Hip hip! Hooray!

Posted

Just took a peek over there. They really, really don't like being kidded, do they?

Kishkumen himself has just been chatting about his family trip to Disneyland. But as for the rest, the bile they are spewing forth is harsh -- even for the CAD board.

Posted

Is it just me or do you all think we need a CAD board quote page pinned at the top of the forum?

Nemesis

Definitely! We'd finally have something to post under "Hit Pieces"! ;)

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