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POLL: Choose your own misadventure. What would you do? (Caution: includes sarcasm)

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POLL: Choose your own misadventure. What would you do? (Caution: includes sarcasm)  

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  1. 1. Imagine your mind has a difficult time understanding that callings aren't linear; how would you resolve the problem?

    • Read 1 Corinthians 12; give Paul props as he called it apx. 2,000 years ago
      2
    • Repeat "It's not where we serve but how" a hundred times every morning in front of the mirror, w/o breaking the mirror
      1
    • Sabatogue the dead-man-walking cub scout program, starting with booby-traps in the scouting closet, in the hopes that your passive-aggressive sabotogue will get you released
      1
    • Bury yourself further / hide yourself from consideration fo the calls to seek to pre-empt your not being called (though this might take some doing as you're already in Primary (untouchable), serving a combined wolves and bear cub scout pack (further untouchable by those parasitic Young Men and Elder's Quorum leeches), married to a Primary Presidency member (untouchable as uranium)
      0
    • "I'm with Nehor."
      3
    • Realize how lucky you are to not be serving in YM or EQ
      1
    • Pretend it doesn't bother you
      0
    • Apply to jobs at Church HQ as that will compensate for your percieved lack of progression in local callings
      0

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