Damien the Leper Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 I'm a simple guy with simple tastes so here goes: 1) Adoption of the Creed 2) Bring back coffee (That latter more than the former) 1
Damien the Leper Posted June 19, 2014 Author Posted June 19, 2014 What brought this on? Wanted to start a lighthearted thread. Nothing serious...just fun. I wouldn't ask this of the LDS church in seriousness. 1
Calm Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Well, maybe we could get a special dispensation for you in regards to the coffee at least. 1
Damien the Leper Posted June 19, 2014 Author Posted June 19, 2014 Well, maybe we could get a special dispensation for you in regards to the coffee at least. That would be awesome! Speaking of...a bud went to check out an LDS ward a few weeks back. His sister converted almost a decade ago. She called me up and asked me why I didn't warn him not to take a traveler's mug of coffee to church. 1
halconero Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 That would be awesome! Speaking of...a bud went to check out an LDS ward a few weeks back. His sister converted almost a decade ago. She called me up and asked me why I didn't warn him not to take a traveler's mug of coffee to church.You could respond saying "am I to understand the covenant has been extended to the Gentiles now?" As for my requests towards our orthodox brethren:1) Adoption of a monolartist/henotheistic view of Deity2) Bring back Crusades. 2
Calm Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 She called me up and asked me why I didn't warn him not to take a traveler's mug of coffee to church.Too funny. 1
Damien the Leper Posted June 19, 2014 Author Posted June 19, 2014 You could respond saying "am I to understand the covenant has been extended to the Gentiles now?" Ouch.As for my requests towards our orthodox brethren:1) Adoption of a monolartist/henotheistic view of Deity Not gonna happen. But I'm not as opposed to it as others may be. Arianism looks good on Mormonism too. 2) Bring back Crusades. Ugh...if only the Gnostics and the Calvinists had been wiped out. I think the Orthodox and Rome can still pull it off.
Damien the Leper Posted June 19, 2014 Author Posted June 19, 2014 Too funny. I thought so too. I had realized I was responsible for that information.
The Nehor Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 I'm a simple guy with simple tastes so here goes: 1) Adoption of the Creed 2) Bring back coffee (That latter more than the former) How about we compromise? 1) Downgrade the creeds from abominations to misguided 2) Allow the consumption of Mountain Dew in limited daily quantities. 1
Avatar4321 Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 But if we change, how are you being converted? 1
strappinglad Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 I was going to say something snarky, then I rethought it, then I rethunk the rethought , then I just gave up.
thesometimesaint Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 Never have liked the taste of coffee, but a glass of white wine is fine with me as a change.
EllenMaksoud Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 I'm a simple guy with simple tastes so here goes: 1) Adoption of the Creed 2) Bring back coffee (That latter more than the former)I think I'll go buy a pound of Coffee and a nice percolator; maybe a nice six pack too. I am done with this. I only wrote this to get banned. I love some of you because you are true seekers. I will keep seeking but I will no longer be bullied. Bye
Guest Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) I'm a simple guy with simple tastes so here goes:1) Adoption of the Creed2) Bring back coffee(That latter more than the former)Many feel this way...and I know this in jest. But it is the Lords Church, not mans.Hope all is well with you. Edited June 27, 2014 by Pa Pa
Guest Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 I think I'll go buy a pound of Coffee and a nice percolator; maybe a nice six pack too. I am done with this. I only wrote this to get banned. I love some of you because you are true seekers. I will keep seeking but I will no longer be bullied. ByeWhy do you want to be banned this website Is not the Church...keep the faith.
Damien the Leper Posted July 1, 2014 Author Posted July 1, 2014 But if we change, how are you being converted? I never claimed this was a logical thread.
Damien the Leper Posted July 1, 2014 Author Posted July 1, 2014 Many feel this way...and I know this in jest. But it is the Lords Church, not mans.Hope all is well with you. Things are great. Life is good. The hubster is annoying but good. Still love my Mormons.
Mola Ram Suda Ram Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 Ordain women.(Kaboom!)But the Catholic church doesn.....t..........
saemo Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 But the Catholic church doesn.....t..........I was joking, lighthearted thread and all.
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