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I was in the choir at Stake Conference yesterday when a youth speaker gave his talk. He spoke on the topic of preparing to serve a mission. He mentioned scripture study, prayer and service in the Church. It was a hot day -- February is high summer here -- and we were all feeling quite comfortable, when he woke us all up.

"And then there was EFY," he said, "which strengthened my testimony a hell of a lot."

The stake patriarch, who was seated behind him on the stand, did a kind of double-take; but the SP and the visiting GA didn't turn a hair.

But I admit that I never thought I'd live to see such a Golden moment -- a J. Golden moment -- live and in person!

Regards,

Pahoran

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A while back in Sunday School, we were discussing "testimonies" and the teacher said that we can't "force our kids to get a testimony", and one of the parents quipped, "No, but we can send them to EFY!"

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I was in the choir at Stake Conference yesterday when a youth speaker gave his talk. He spoke on the topic of preparing to serve a mission. He mentioned scripture study, prayer and service in the Church. It was a hot day -- February is high summer here -- and we were all feeling quite comfortable, when he woke us all up.

"And then there was EFY," he said, "which strengthened my testimony a hell of a lot."

The stake patriarch, who was seated behind him on the stand, did a kind of double-take; but the SP and the visiting GA didn't turn a hair.

But I admit that I never thought I'd live to see such a Golden moment -- a J. Golden moment -- live and in person!

Regards,

Pahoran

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I wonder what his parents thought?

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A while back in Sunday School, we were discussing "testimonies" and the teacher said that we can't "force our kids to get a testimony", and one of the parents quipped, "No, but we can send them to EFY!"

"You forget I'm a mother. I know all about freedom, and how to enforce it!"

One of the best lines ever. :P

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Haa I get it! "Hell" is a rude word in the US, isn't it? I still can't figure out what's intrinsically bad about saying the word "hell", except if it's part of a curse like "Go to hell!". Is it just a cultural taboo? Just for the record, this taboo doesn't exist in England or in Australia, people say "hell" fairly often without it being considered rude.

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That is epic...wish I could've been there.

Reminds me of a time on my mission when we were teaching an investigator with the Bishop, and he(the Bishop) ended up dropping the b-word somehow or another...he didn't even notice...

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That is epic...wish I could've been there.

Reminds me of a time on my mission when we were teaching an investigator with the Bishop, and he(the Bishop) ended up dropping the b-word somehow or another...he didn't even notice...

What's the "b-word"? Belligerent?

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What's the "b-word"? Belligerent?

Ha no, the one that rhymes with witch. Our investigator managed to keep from laughing surprisingly well, least until after the lesson.

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Haa I get it! "Hell" is a rude word in the US, isn't it? I still can't figure out what's intrinsically bad about saying the word "hell", except if it's part of a curse like "Go to hell!". Is it just a cultural taboo? Just for the record, this taboo doesn't exist in England or in Australia, people say "hell" fairly often without it being considered rude.

Actually I'm from New Zealand, where we are a little more genteel than Australians. (Okay, everyone's more genteel than Australians.) Except on the rugby field, of course. It would probably get past without a raised eyebrow in normal conversational speech, but this was a talk from the Stake Conference pulpit.

Regards,

Pahoran

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Haa I get it! "Hell" is a rude word in the US, isn't it? I still can't figure out what's intrinsically bad about saying the word "hell", except if it's part of a curse like "Go to hell!". Is it just a cultural taboo? Just for the record, this taboo doesn't exist in England or in Australia, people say "hell" fairly often without it being considered rude.

It's definitely considered a "light" swear word. But every young LDS kid I know chuckles when they're reading the scriptures and they get to say it.

Also "***".

Edit to add: Oops. I guess that one's worse than "hell". At least according to the message board software.

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That must have been one hell of a talk he gave.

(Snickers and runs away.)

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My husband likes to tell the story of a little boy (probably about 6ish) give his testimony about prayer and finding his lost pet. To paraphrase, "I finished praying and that son of a b*%$h walked right out from under the dresser." I guess the mom quickly covered his mouth and got him away from the podium. I am sure most of the congregation was shocked and many snickering.

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My husband likes to tell the story of a little boy (probably about 6ish) give his testimony about prayer and finding his lost pet. To paraphrase, "I finished praying and that son of a b*%$h walked right out from under the dresser." I guess the mom quickly covered his mouth and got him away from the podium. I am sure most of the congregation was shocked and many snickering.

If it was a male dog, that's accurate terminology and not vulgar, like the three letter word for donkey.

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If it was a male dog, that's accurate terminology and not vulgar, like the three letter word for donkey.

It was a turtle.

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I was in the choir at Stake Conference yesterday when a youth speaker gave his talk. He spoke on the topic of preparing to serve a mission. He mentioned scripture study, prayer and service in the Church. It was a hot day -- February is high summer here -- and we were all feeling quite comfortable, when he woke us all up.

"And then there was EFY," he said, "which strengthened my testimony a hell of a lot."

The stake patriarch, who was seated behind him on the stand, did a kind of double-take; but the SP and the visiting GA didn't turn a hair.

But I admit that I never thought I'd live to see such a Golden moment -- a J. Golden moment -- live and in person!

Regards,

Pahoran

Cool...those are rare in today's Church.

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