Would consuming demons be against the Word of Wisdom?

[Tsuzuki]

I have a book that describes a method of psychic self defense involving the consumption and digestion of the hostile spirit entity. Would one be able to do this and still qualify for a temple recommend?

[SilverKnight]

I have a book that describes a method of psychic self defense involving the consumption and digestion of the hostile spirit entity. Would one be able to do this and still qualify for a temple recommend?

Yes.

So long as you could store said demon in your gullet for safekeeping, then belch it forth at a future moment of peril to battle your enemies.

Tsuzuki, I will miss you when you leave this planet and return to your home galaxy.

[Nyal]

I have a book that describes a method of psychic self defense involving the consumption and digestion of the hostile spirit entity. Would one be able to do this and still qualify for a temple recommend?

I think it is okay if they are of your own growth and brew...

[Doctor Steuss]

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Tsuzuki, I will miss you when you leave this planet and return to your home galaxy.

I feel the same way about David Bowie.

[Frijaneen]

I have a book that describes a method of psychic self defense involving the consumption and digestion of the hostile spirit entity. Would one be able to do this and still qualify for a temple recommend?

Dude. That's just .

It's cool, though. I'm down with crazy.

It's not like you're in bad company, Tsuzuki. Waylon Jennings was always

, but it kept him from going insane. Hopefully it has the same benefit for you.

Frij

PS. The Hoss was hot!

[cjcampbell]

I think if you are consuming demons that the Word of Wisdom is the least of your worries. However, I find no mention of demons in the 89th section of the Doctrine and Covenants.

Personally, I think consuming demons is an excellent way to become possessed by those demons.

[Tsuzuki]

Personally, I think consuming demons is an excellent way to become possessed by those demons.

Actually, one of the keys to spirit eating is to trick them into thinking you're an easy target. They go for you, and then, WHAM! Snack time.

[Tarski]

Actually, one of the keys to spirit eating is to trick them into thinking you're an easy target. They go for you, and then, WHAM! Snack time.

Do these spirits cease to exist after said digestion? If so, have you ended the existence of a conscious being? Is this worse than ordinar murder since when you murder at least you do not kill the spirit?

[Bill Hamblin]

I have a book that describes a method of psychic self defense involving the consumption and digestion of the hostile spirit entity. Would one be able to do this and still qualify for a temple recommend?

Jellodeus is a demon consumed regularly by Mormons.

[Frijaneen]

Do these spirits cease to exist after said digestion? If so, have you ended the existence of a conscious being? Is this worse than ordinar murder since when you murder at least you do not kill the spirit?

No, I don't think digested demons cease to exist. I'm almost certain they exit the body in a gaseous form.

My dog digests lots of demons, methinks.

Frij

[Scott Lloyd]

Jellodeus is a demon consumed regularly by Mormons.

Is that the Jello with the cottage cheese set into it, or is it some other abomination?

[Tarski]

How many calories is the average demon?

[phaedrus ut]

Demons should be consumed by the Ecto-Containment Unit

Phaedrus

[Scott Lloyd]

How many calories is the average demon?

Is that really a demon? On the train going to and from work, I see those every day. (Except with far more square footage of tattoos.)

[Jigglysaint]

The best part of waking up, is Satan in your cup!

That is as far as I am willing to publically blaspheme. I refuse to invoke the name of deity for the sake of comedy.

[John Larsen]

Actually, one of the keys to spirit eating is to trick them into thinking you're an easy target. They go for you, and then, WHAM! Snack time.

The problem is they burn at both ends.

[wenglund]

The consuming demons I am familiar with tend to disfavor, and thus are against, the Word of Wisdom.

Some of the demons even like to have a cigarrette after they are done consuming.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[structurecop]

My question would be, how does one ensure that in the process of consuming the entity that it does not go down the wrong pipe?

[fahayeklives]

The diet variety has less calories but not quite the same taste.

[mfbukowski]

Jellodeus is a demon consumed regularly by Mormons.

As a general variety, yes, but the worst and yet most common by far is Jellodeus galbinus.

[Sevenbak]

As a general variety, yes, but the worst and yet most common by far is Jellodeus galbinus.

Is that the gangues green variety? With shredded orangeous rootamous?

[Tsuzuki]

My question would be, how does one ensure that in the process of consuming the entity that it does not go down the wrong pipe?

Going down the wrong pipe would probably lead to acquiring a few mental derangements, but practice makes perfect.

[The Nehor]

Since evil spirits are almost powerless entities why would you want to consume them? Don't they suffer enough? Jesus was kind enough to let them have some pigs. I don't think it's our place to 'torment them before the time' if the Savior didn't choose to. Unless they're trying to seize human hosts

or possess the family pet

I say leave the poor things alone. They have a crappy enough existence already.

[Sevenbak]

I say leave the poor things alone. They have a crappy enough existence already.

Not only that, but some of them have been in swine. Not a safe thing right now.

[Tsuzuki]

But they're so tasty.