Would consuming demons be against the Word of Wisdom?

[MrDWright]

For those of us over 50, too many LDS men, and lots of LDS women, tend to over-indulge when it comes to consuming demons. Especially those at all-you-can-eat places like Chuck-A-Rama.

The only reference in the D&C 89's text that might apply to demons is when the Lord promises, that the destroying angel shall pass by them... All I need to do to invoke the destroying angel is to eat Mexican food after 9PM at night and then go to bed early.

So, as a corollary to the Word of Wisdom promising that we can gain some "wisdom," experience has taught me that it is truely wise to carry some 150 mgs Zantac tablets to keep the demons in check.

[Doctor Steuss]

Anyone else here had the misfortune of getting into an elevator with someone who had demon gas?

[structurecop]

Anyone else here had the misfortune of getting into an elevator with someone who had demon gas?

At that point, no number of Jesuits could save you.

[ready2prepare]

Would you believe there is actually a video entitled:

Green Jello: Cereal Killer?

Quoting from one of the reviews:

GREEN JELLO SUX

Great rock video for the demented populace.

Sex, drugs, rock and roll. Mind warping,

disgusting, visionary, mediocre. Parodies.

Should be viewed lightheartedly. Has something

to entertain everyone?

This is for real, folks!

What do the makers of GREEN JELLO know that we don't?

As for me, I'll stick to consuming psychic smilies:

Best Regards,

Sharon in Mississippi