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Special Meeting June 23, Ward Council Members, New Mission Presidents-?


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It's my understanding that we will at somepoint. Though Im skeptical that it would come so quickly after the lowering of the ages.

that's true,maybe they'll announce missionaries are now required to wear their name tags on the right?! and the banning of opening your mission call and putting it on the youtube

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the banning of opening your mission call and putting it on the youtube

That would be a blessing to us all.
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It's probably "historic" because it's a topical broadcast (not general training- not conference- not the sort of broadcasts we usually have) and it includes all those on the Ward Council as opposed to just the priesthood leaders.

When you think about it, we never have those kind of meetings.

If one was so inclined one could even see this as historic just for including the sisters as "leaders"- which of course is clear to everyone but not always acknowledged.

Depends on whether one wants a learning opportunity or an excuse to complain about and ridicule the Church.

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The Brethren thought that rededicating the tabernacle was a historic event. Until they raise the bar on what a historic event is I will be skeptical. If it is about missionary work I guess I should go.

If you think it will help you.

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i was thinking that too, what could be more big then lowering the ages, they wouldn't discontinue missions or missionaries,, I dunno, although I am anxious to find out!

Nope, they are expanding the number of missions.

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Nope, they are expanding the number of missions.

well, you have to tell us now!!!!! This mission geographically is the largest in the world but only has three small stakes and a even smaller district, I can't imagine they'll split it, even though geographically it would make some sense but numberswise not at all

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This guy seems to pump it up a lot...

http://svu.edu/speec...3/lee-donaldson

Lee Donaldson was the Mission President over the Mission featured in the "Preach My Gospel: The Disctrict 2" DVD training series. More important to me, however, he was a counselor in my branch presidency while I attended the MTC. Conversations I've had with him have been very influential on how I approach study. He took a personal interest in my wellbeing while I was there (I was a late-twenties intellectually minded older convert with a beyond immature clownish 19yo companion who loved to bait me, and who refused to study Spanish). Whether or not I may agree with all of his scholarship, he's an awesome individual who I will always be grateful for and respect.

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Lee Donaldson was the Mission President over the Mission featured in the "Preach My Gospel: The Disctrict 2" DVD training series. More important to me, however, he was a counselor in my branch presidency while I attended the MTC. Conversations I've had with him have been very influential on how I approach study. He took a personal interest in my wellbeing while I was there (I was a late-twenties intellectually minded older convert with a beyond immature clownish 19yo companion who loved to bait me, and who refused to study Spanish). Whether or not I may agree with all of his scholarship, he's an awesome individual who I will always be grateful for and respect.

BTW, if anyone here has email contact information for him, please PM it along. I've been meaning to touch base with him for a while now.

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well, you have to tell us now!!!!! This mission geographically is the largest in the world but only has three small stakes and a even smaller district, I can't imagine they'll split it, even though geographically it would make some sense but numberswise not at all

The point is, you send in more missionaries and then you get more converts and THEN you split the mission.

We are about to have more missionaries by far than we have ever had in the field- and the idea is to get ready for an influx of investigators

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As long as it is on missionary work, blood atonement, or Adam-God I am in.

I think you have hit it.

They are about to canonize the Adam God theory and blood atonement -both. As faithful members we are to lobby each state and country to bring back capital execution by guillotine.

With popular doctrine like that, the missionary work will take care of itself.

I have heard a rumor that there will statements about the doctrinal status of zombies and the ethics of killing them.

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I think you have hit it.

They are about to canonize the Adam God theory and blood atonement -both. As faithful members we are to lobby each state and country to bring back capital execution by guillotine.

With popular doctrine like that, the missionary work will take care of itself.

I have heard a rumor that there will statements about the doctrinal status of zombies and the ethics of killing them.

The ethics of killing various types of zombies are confusing. Are Nazi zombies worse?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=90TW-p3rkQk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D90TW-p3rkQk

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The point is, you send in more missionaries and then you get more converts and THEN you split the mission.

We are about to have more missionaries by far than we have ever had in the field- and the idea is to get ready for an influx of investigators

that would be nice and be like escalator missionaries, always teaching, baptizing and not being elevator missionries. In this mission and I have heard others in the Central area, baptisms are WAY down. this mission had 1 in May and so far they have had 25 this year. That's deplorable. I don't know why or what but I really feel for these missionaries doing all they can do

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The ethics of killing various types of zombies are confusing. Are Nazi zombies worse?

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=90TW-p3rkQk

Well I could give you a definitive answer for that but it would close the thread for a violation of the Godwin Commandment.
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that would be nice and be like escalator missionaries, always teaching, baptizing and not being elevator missionries. In this mission and I have heard others in the Central area, baptisms are WAY down. this mission had 1 in May and so far they have had 25 this year. That's deplorable. I don't know why or what but I really feel for these missionaries doing all they can do

That's too bad. You guys really need to get your temple.

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That's too bad. You guys really need to get your temple.

I know! I know! hahaha, oh man! it's mind boggling to even think about. It's been 2.5 years since it was announced and so far it hasn't been approved yet. On FB I even asked the church newsroom folks to release the photo, at least give us something! but a few months later I got a well worded email from the stake president saying not to do that...blurg. oh well, like the wicked witch of the west once said, "all in good time, all in good time!"

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I have heard a rumor that there will statements about the doctrinal status of zombies and the ethics of killing them.

:snort: :snort: :snort:

We need a zombie smilie...

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Yes.....

Are you some kind of bigot against the animated dead?

Just think of the potential for adding names to the membership records if we start doing missionary work among zombies and other undead creatures...
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that would be nice and be like escalator missionaries, always teaching, baptizing and not being elevator missionries.

What is an elevator missionary?
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