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Okay, I was looking for a laugh. "Is that so wrooooong?" (think John Lovitz) ;) [media=]

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Could this sort of post get one booted?

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Considering there are no Mormon Chauvinists, they really are in disarray;)

Oh Yeah! Go and ask some of the more redical of the LDS feminists out there if they think there is no chauvinism in the "male-dominated" Church hierarchy today, you may get a resounding no as your answer. Though I've tried to mostly steer clear of feminist writings and thought throughout the years, through osmosis I've absorbed enough knowledege about that philosophy to know there's a fine line that separates "male patriarchal domination" and outright chauvinism. I'm chortling as I write, so I'm not taking myself too seriously here. So if there are any strong LDS feminsits the board, please don't hurt my feelings. I'm just having some fun here and being attacked verbally might emasculate me. ;)

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When the Relief Society speaks, I have never seen the Priesthood so whipped.

:pirate:

It's rare indeed when you find a marriage where at least half the time husband doesn't feel like his wife is the "mommy" and he's just a "naughty little boy... " ;)

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Oh Yeah! Go and ask some of the more redical of the LDS feminists out there if they think there is no chauvinism in the "male-dominated" Church hierarchy today, you may get a resounding no as your answer. Though I've tried to mostly steer clear of feminist writings and thought throughout the years, through osmosis I've absorbed enough knowledege about that philosophy to know there's a fine line that separates "male patriarchal domination" and outright chauvinism. I'm chortling as I write, so I'm not taking myself too seriously here. So if there are any strong LDS feminsits the board, please don't hurt my feelings. I'm just having some fun here and being attacked verbally might emasculate me.

Please link to their website/articles/books/lectures etc. Otherwise, I dont see any evidence they exist.

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It's rare indeed when you find a marriage where at least half the time husband doesn't feel like his wife is the "mommy" and he's just a "naughty little boy... " ;)

Since people are responsible for their own feelings, that is an issue of the husband, not the wife. If he has a problem with feeling that way, he needs to considered why he allows himself to get in that position.

add-on: should be equal opportunity here so will say a woman who feels like she has to be a mother needs to look at herself first and foremost as well.

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They took away my beer. They took away my football on Sunday. I can't lay around in an easy chair in my underwear. Now I have to listen to my wife's counsel.

It is really tought to be a true chauvinist and a Mormon.

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They took away my beer. They took away my football on Sunday. I can't lay around in an easy chair in my underwear. Now I have to listen to my wife's counsel.

It is really tought to be a true chauvinist and a Mormon.

Thanks for sharing the heartwarming story of your conversion! :rofl: (Sorry; couldn't resist.)

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Thanks for sharing the heartwarming story of your conversion! :rofl: (Sorry; couldn't resist.)

Don't get me started on how all these youth and wommenz meetings cut into my golf game.

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They took away my beer. They took away my football on Sunday. I can't lay around in an easy chair in my underwear. Now I have to listen to my wife's counsel.

It is really tought to be a true chauvinist and a Mormon.

Better hide your Victoria Secret magazines and SI swimsuit editions.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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Better hide your Victoria Secret magazines and SI swimsuit editions.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

If only my daughters would put their Victoria Secret catalogues away! (and that is no joke). Seems they make a good bra but that doesn't mean the boys and I have to be subjected to a regular viewing of womens underwear catalogues.

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If only my daughters would put their Victoria Secret catalogues away! (and that is no joke). Seems they make a good bra but that doesn't mean the boys and I have to be subjected to a regular viewing of womens underwear catalogues.

I remember when I was younger, walking past a Victoria's Secret store in a mall. They had a video showing out to the world of shoppers (small children even) on a large TV, with attractive women in various states of provocative undress. The store manager was standing at the entrance, so I stopped, made a show of watching a few moments of the video and then I turned to her and said,

"All women should be dressed like that all the time, dontcha think?"

Now, my suggestion would surely have led to increased sales. Nevertheless for some reason she did not think much of my idea and made it clear with an expression of contempt.

Go figure.

Edited by CASteinman
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Since people are responsible for their own feelings, that is an issue of the husband, not the wife. If he has a problem with feeling that way, he needs to considered why he allows himself to get in that position.

add-on: should be equal opportunity here so will say a woman who feels like she has to be a mother needs to look at herself first and foremost as well.

I said what I said about the mommy/naughty little boy thing because, based on my own experience, women tend to be more mature, practical, and responsible than men. The men who are treated like little boys who need a mommy usually deserve to be treated that way. It must be a hormonal thing...

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If only my daughters would put their Victoria Secret catalogues away! (and that is no joke). Seems they make a good bra but that doesn't mean the boys and I have to be subjected to a regular viewing of womens underwear catalogues.

You poor tortured man. I may have to petition Obama for an entitlement program to care for your special need. :help:

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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