Nemesis Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 In the holiday spirit of MDB's top 10 lists on how the church and this board are so evil we felt it would be better if we expressed next years goals we as a Moderation team have set to improve on from this past year. Top 15 Goals MDD Mods have for 201215. Cause 5 more meltdowns at MDB by using telepathy amplified by black helicopters.14. Due to our high traffic start a new ultra private board called "The Smorgasboard" where only the people I like are invited.13. Find 5 more ways to troll MDB from the safety of MDD.12. Install an easy button for instant board shutdown at the COB.11. Attend 5 more reprogramming sessions from the Oaks Faction.10. Unban 5 MDB posters then randomly ban them again just for fun.9. Force those that want to post more than 5 posts a day to write a modern tragedy about how banning ruins lives.8. Then make it into a movie called "The Ban Games" starring an ensemble cast from the MDB Trailer Park.7. Create new opportunities for Liz to post her ban story again and again and again just so she can say she's moved on.6. Continue to expose MDB and Jason's misogyny, but comments like "Release the Kraken" from this thread make it easier.5. Start using Misandry as a reason to ban more people and tell them they've been MsJack'd.4. Create 5 more sockpuppets to act as Doctor Scratch's creepy informants.3. Revamp our ban function to send banned posters directly to the Trailer Park.2. Completely dominate all rather than only half the discussion at MDB by mid-July1. Upping our Ban Quota 30% from last year as per agreement with the Oaks faction.
Calm Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 You know, you really do need to allow mods rep points if you are going to be posting comments like this one.
Senator Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I think someone needs to take a break from that other board!
Nemesis Posted November 22, 2011 Author Posted November 22, 2011 I think someone needs to take a break from that other board! Ahh come on its like watching a train wreck,you don't want to look because you know what's going to happen but you just have to. Nemesis
ERayR Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Sounds like you have given it much thought and planning. Looks like a workable and worthy plan. Go to it!!!
KevinG Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 What is it like being banned? Can you still see your loved ones from Spirit Prison or are you isolated completely?
Nemesis Posted November 22, 2011 Author Posted November 22, 2011 What is it like being banned? Can you still see your loved ones from Spirit Prison or are you isolated completely?Well when we have banned so many such as we have, you can surely find some companionship at the MDB Trailer Park.Nemesis
LeSellers Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 What is it like being banned? Can you still see your loved ones from Spirit Prison or are you isolated completely?One really wonders about banned mods (like "Hermes"). Can they see anything from Outer Darkness? Is being banned as a mod crossing a line that cannot be remedied?Lehi 1
Skylla Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 We're making a ban list and checking it twice.
Nemesis Posted November 22, 2011 Author Posted November 22, 2011 Sometimes I feel like we are the Darla of MDB.
Senator Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 One really wonders about banned mods (like "Hermes"). Can they see anything from Outer Darkness? Is being banned as a mod crossing a line that cannot be remedied?LehiI didn't know there were any banned mods!
Nemesis Posted November 22, 2011 Author Posted November 22, 2011 I didn't know there were any banned mods!7. Create new opportunities for Liz to post her ban story again and again and again just so she can say she's moved on.We are off to a good start.Nemesis
Senator Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 7. Create new opportunities for Liz to post her ban story again and again and again just so she can say she's moved on.We are off to a good start.NemesisDidn't know Liz was a mod, or any mod for that matter. (it's better that way)
mfbukowski Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 You know, you really do need to allow mods rep points if you are going to be posting comments like this one. Kissup!!
Grundelwalken Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Never realized what was "out there" with that other place. Made a quick visit and am reminded of the locker room of my Jr High. Not much sense and a lot of chest pounding to prove virility. Glad to say I will stay far away. MW
Bond...James Bond Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 In the holiday spirit of MDB's top 10 lists on how the church and this board are so evil we felt it would be better if we expressed next years goals we as a Moderation team have set to improve on from this past year. [snip]3. Revamp our ban function to send banned posters directly to the Trailer Park.They're all welcome.
Nemesis Posted November 23, 2011 Author Posted November 23, 2011 They're all welcome.And we are happy to send them, keeps all the crazies in one place! Nemesis
Bond...James Bond Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 And we are happy to send them, keeps all the crazies in one place! NemesisYou still let Droopy post over here. Obviously you have more work to do.(With love towards the Droop.) 1
Nemesis Posted November 23, 2011 Author Posted November 23, 2011 You still let Droopy post over here. Obviously you have more work to do.(With love towards the Droop.)Hey I got a 30% increase to our quota too to fill!Nemesis
Mudcat Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 Sounds like you guys are ready to play some Serious Ping Pong. 1
Kenngo1969 Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 We're making a ban list and checking it twice.Those who are on it are naughty, those who are not are nice? (Sorry; couldn't resist; it just fits with The Spirit of the Season!)
Mike Reed Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 I see the "no board wars" rule doesn't mean much to moderators either. 4
Nemesis Posted November 23, 2011 Author Posted November 23, 2011 I see the "no board wars" rule doesn't mean much to moderators either.How is this a board war? It's clearly laying out our goals for next year, i thought it was an honest attempt at transparency! Don't be a party pooper! Nemesis
kolipoki09 Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 14. Due to our high traffic start a new ultra private board called "The Smorgasboard" where only the people I like are invited.That's "Smorgasboard." Count me in.
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