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Anyone out there been raptured yet?


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  1. 1. Were you raptured today?



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Posted

I guess I didn't make it. I'm still here.

I guess we all know what kind of awful heathen you are then.

Posted

The other "M" month... my bad. Sorry I got you all panicked. pardon.gif

Posted

Wait. There's still time, right?

I mean, May is still a couple months away so there's no reason to panic. Yet.

When it comes, can I have your stuff?

Posted

I guess we all know what kind of awful heathen you are then.

So now that the end is here when we going to independence to stake out that Bed and Breakfast we want to set up there?

You know we can't keep dragging our feet on this opportunity to get prime Zion real estate!

Posted

I'm not really here any more guys. Sorry. I'll keep connected to you online though as if I never left:)

I wanted to do the rapture thing, too! Why didn't you send an invite?

It's cool of you thought to keep in touch with us the damned still on Earth!

So what's heaven like and is Elvis there?

Posted

I've been raptured on several occasions: every time I see a newborn babe, or the fall colors in the Mountains, or hear one of my little granddaughters singing.

Posted

I have been. But, alas, they threw me back.

I have the opposite problem, after the last annoying prank I pulled, Auld Nick said I wasn't allowed in his kingdom anymore. Cerberus has my scent and a grudge against me.

Posted

Well, I think I was, for a moment there, but suddenly everyone realized they had inadvertantly pulled my name off the wrong list and tossed me back.

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