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Q:  What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

A:  Stationary.

(That joke just falls flat).

 

Q. Did you hear about the monarch who was only 12 inches tall?

A. He was a terrible King, but he was a great ruler.

(These jokes just aren't measuring up, sorry).

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35 minutes ago, InCognitus said:

Q. Did you hear about the monarch who was only 12 inches tall?

Why is the nose of the Statue of Liberty only 11 inches long ? Because if it was an inch longer , it would be a foot >

 

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13 minutes ago, strappinglad said:

Why is the nose of the Statue of Liberty only 11 inches long ? Because if it was an inch longer , it would be a foot >

Not only that, it would be a foot that smells on top of everything else.  Everyone nose that wouldn't work.

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