strappinglad Posted June 19, 2021 Posted June 19, 2021 In honor of dads I propose a thread on Dad Jokes. I'll start If your nose runs and your feet smell... you're built upside down . 2
The Nehor Posted June 20, 2021 Posted June 20, 2021 I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. 2
Tacenda Posted June 20, 2021 Posted June 20, 2021 I may need to blame my dad on my poor self esteem lol! He'd say to us kids... "Does your face hurt, cuz it's killing me!" "Did your mom have any kids that lived?"
strappinglad Posted June 20, 2021 Author Posted June 20, 2021 How many RS ladies does it take to change a light bulb? 6. 1 to change the bulb and 5 to make refreshments.
InCognitus Posted June 21, 2021 Posted June 21, 2021 Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? A: Stationary. (That joke just falls flat). Q. Did you hear about the monarch who was only 12 inches tall? A. He was a terrible King, but he was a great ruler. (These jokes just aren't measuring up, sorry). 1
strappinglad Posted June 21, 2021 Author Posted June 21, 2021 (edited) 35 minutes ago, InCognitus said: Q. Did you hear about the monarch who was only 12 inches tall? Why is the nose of the Statue of Liberty only 11 inches long ? Because if it was an inch longer , it would be a foot > Edited June 21, 2021 by strappinglad 1
InCognitus Posted June 21, 2021 Posted June 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, strappinglad said: Why is the nose of the Statue of Liberty only 11 inches long ? Because if it was an inch longer , it would be a foot > Not only that, it would be a foot that smells on top of everything else. Everyone nose that wouldn't work. 1
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