A Three Word Story.

[TAO]

base, the furry

[Freedom]

undertaker's cousin Victor

[Mansquatch]

was taking fire.

[blackstrap]

A mortar shell

[cursor]

to the gut.

[Freedom]

A ballistic missile

[blackstrap]

up the........nostril,

[MorningStar]

doesn't make sense

[Freedom]

because nostrils are

[Mansquatch]

missile proof orifices.

[blackstrap]

Within twenty minutes,

[HairBear]

of opening the

[Mansquatch]

big yellow joint

[blackstrap]

Martin's hip bone

[Somebodyz]

popped out and

[cursor]

clearly said, "exit ...

[cursor]

stage left, even."

[Freedom]

This grossed out

[Evangeline]

my grandmother, who

[Neophyte]

has bad hips.

[cursor]

So bad that

[Evangeline]

not even Martin

[Neophyte]

could get her

[Freedom]

to audition for

[Neophyte]

stupid human tricks