Thinking Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Amos 3:7 "Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing until after he giveth his Reese's unto his servants the prophets."
Thama Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 "And if it seem evil unto you to enjoy chocolate with peanut butter, choose you this day what you will eat with your chocolate, whether it be the marshmallows which your fathers ate that were on the other side of the flood, or the ice cream of the Amorites, in whose land you dwell, but as for me and my house, we will eat peanut butter." Josh 24:15
Mormon Vader Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Doc (can I call you that, or is it reserved for those who know you better?), you have cracked me up on this thread!
Doctor Steuss Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Doc (can I call you that, or is it reserved for those who know you better?), you have cracked me up on this thread!Whew... I was beginning to think I was the only one.You can call me Doc if I can call you Morg-o-licious...Or maybe you could call me Smarmy-marmy-doo-dah...Or maybe I'm not the Doc you're referring too? (Too many damn Doctors in this joint [and it doesn't help that there's pseudo-docs like me running around to boot).Anyone else smell burnt toast?-------W.W.Phelps: Go with me, will you go to the Reeseâ??s sideâ??To the peanut butter innards that hide inside?Where the chocolate conceals what you canâ??t seeOh sweet, sweet, beloved confectionary.
Chaos Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Chaos: You just got peanut butter in my chocolate. Three day suspension. ~modseh, I take offense to that. That sounds more like Orpheus. I'm the kinder, gentler Juliann (except when another Juliann co-opts my user name/password and masquerades as me).
Doctor Steuss Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 eh, I take offense to that. That sounds more like Orpheus. I'm the kinder, gentler Juliann (except when another Juliann co-opts my user name/password and masquerades as me). My apologies...Chaos: My peanut butter cup overfloweth. Suspension lifted. ~mods
Calm Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Best overall post:But I am not anti-Reese's. I take my family to the store to get the Reese's that they want, though I don't buy any for myself. True, I don't go as often as they would like me to. Some say that I am not being true to myself. But for the sake of family unity, I go and, though I don't partake, I am participating to the extent my wallet allows. Loudest snort producing:Aaronshaf: The Mormon Reeseâ??s was a practicing fruity Skittle in a previous life.Most tear-jerking:Postmormon.com: They never told me about the Reeses Peice. My whole life I thought only Snickers existed, sometimes there was mention of a Mars bar, but never a Reeses Piece.Most spot-on:Ray Comfort: "Behold. The athiest's nightmare!" *waiving Reese's peanut butter cup*Most intelligent:Evolutionist: Oh - you just want me to invoke the 'Willi Wonka of the Gaps'?! Is that right?Best use of scripture:"Even so peanut butter, if it hath not chocolate, is dead, being alone.Yea, a man may say, Thou hast peanut butter, and I have chocolate: shew me thy peanut butter without thy chocolate, and I will shew thee my peanut butter in my chocolate."- James 2:17-18Best parody:Nice try, but you need more disdain. Try it like this:Most inspiring:"And if it seem evil unto you to enjoy chocolate with peanut butter, choose you this day what you will eat with your chocolate, whether it be the marshmallows which your fathers ate that were on the other side of the flood, or the ice cream of the Amorites, in whose land you dwell, but as for me and my house, we will eat peanut butter." Josh 24:15
RenegadeOfPhunk Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 The only person to have been mentioned twice:Doctor Steuss.Speech! Speech!
California Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Best overall post:Loudest snort producing:Most tear-jerking:Most spot-on:Most intelligent:Best use of scripture:Best parody:Most inspiring:I made it on the list!--------------President Kimball: You cannot eat a Reeses, and feel right.
Doctor Steuss Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 The only person to have been mentioned twice:Doctor Steuss.Speech! Speech!Ladies, gentleman, and distinguished apostates,The key to recognition is saturation.Adieu
Calm Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 I made it on the list!You were short in the snorter category by only about a half a snort (8.42 to DS's 8.98), but definitely blew everyone else out of the water for the tears category.
Bond...James Bond Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Has anyone done Juliann yet?I'll chance it....Juliann: I've chosen not to eat this Reese's cup due to the neener neener-esque ridges along the side. And the Peanut Butter smells strongly of Apostacy. What is this? A second pack of Reese's popped out of the vending machine......explain this new evidence critics, in light of the fact that all the evidence has already been found for candy consumption. You can't explain it can you with your fancy science, can you? Please don't ban me.
ed2276 Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Calmoriah will certainly declare you winner in the best artistic category!
Severian Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 1838 Corrected and Approved Vision: My Cup Runneth Over with peanut goodness...
Jan Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 J. Golden Kimball: [expletive deleted] Reeses. Give me my chocolate straight up.
selek Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 Ladies, gentleman, and distinguished apostates,The key to recognition is saturation.AdieuYes, but what have you been marinated soaked in?Adios!
Severian Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 Verily We saith that wenst thou doest be quickened ye shall receiveth thy Chocolate Plates - till then, wearest thou thy white shirt and remembereth none more than twain earrings...
California Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 President Hinckley:The Reeses Peices was the literal proof that chocolate and peanut butter could exist together. Here is something that a man could hold in his hands, could â??heft,â? as it were.
selek Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 President Hinckley:The Reeses Peices was the literal proof that chocolate and peanut butter could exist together. Here is something that a man could hold in his hands, could â??heft,â? as it were.Heretic!Reese's Pieces are the little peanut butter psuedo-M&M's.We are discussing Reeses Peanut Butter Cups- or so I thought!How dare you try and sneak your non-doctrinal interpretation and extra-canonical confectionary into this conversation!?
Chris Smith Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 Heretic!Reese's Pieces are the little peanut butter psuedo-M&M's.We are discussing Reeses Peanut Butter Cups- or so I thought!How dare you try and sneak your non-doctrinal interpretation and extra-canonical confectionary into this conversation!?Are you saying that after the Peanut Butter Cup, the canon was closed and Reese's fell silent? That there's no room for continuing innovation?
selek Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 Are you saying that after the Peanut Butter Cup, the canon was closed and Reese's fell silent? That there's no room for continuing innovation?
California Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 Heretic!Reese's Pieces are the little peanut butter psuedo-M&M's.We are discussing Reeses Peanut Butter Cups- or so I thought!How dare you try and sneak your non-doctrinal interpretation and extra-canonical confectionary into this conversation!?the M&M's became what they now are due to the need for mass-production and the general fanatical rise of consumerism.It is ironic that while the M&Ms are seen as a symbol for confectionary success, indeed, they are pseudo-Reeses Peices at the core, they have only been mangled through time and many plain and prescious aspects the of the Peices have been lost.I am just dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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