My homeboy waffler69 has died at 33

[Pyreaux]

In case you don't know, a Louisiana local Tiktok star "waffler69" died at 33. His brother says they think it might have been a heart attack... But we have other theories...

 

 

 

Edited January 17, 2023 by Pyreaux

[MustardSeed]

What are your other theories? That’s a young death. 

[Pyreaux]

While he ate a lot of fried food, he also ate expired food, foreign foods, dollar tree brand food, odd canned food, tried odd internet recipes. So, if you can't see them, I posted here the videos of him eating some 1989 Batman cereal, a century egg and cooked banana peels. There are several culprits to choose from that could have poisoned him. Now I'll never try anything he ate even if it looked good.  

Edited January 17, 2023 by Pyreaux

[The Nehor]

Obviously God struck him down for his perversity in defiling the holy and wholesome waffle with the suggestive number “69”.

[MustardSeed]

On 1/17/2023 at 9:23 PM, The Nehor said:

Obviously God struck him down for his perversity in defiling the holy and wholesome waffle with the suggestive number “69”.

Lesbihonest, the only reason you get away with this regularly is that you are tenured here. 

[The Nehor]

4 hours ago, MustardSeed said:

Lesbihonest, the only reason you get away with this regularly is that you are tenured here. 

Have you considered that I might actually be a moderator and thus am immune to censure? MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!

[MustardSeed]

1 hour ago, The Nehor said:

Have you considered that I might actually be a moderator and thus am immune to censure? MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!

I’m sure you are.  Carry on.