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Only against the Mormon God. 

 

For the rest of us, fry sauce is just heavenly. 

 

I don't know about that.  The way some folks make it, it is definitely a mortal sin.

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Only against the Mormon God. 

 

For the rest of us, fry sauce is just heavenly. 

 

Well, since the Mormon God is the Most High God above all the others gods while the Trinitarian God is the only God over dark, sinful, malevolent, pathetically weak and broken creatures, that works for me. :air_kiss:

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I've been to Utah, too. (To convert Mormons to the truth, of course!) Those westerners have no idea how to eat. Cream of wheat?! Tastes like soft boiled rubber, if you ask me.

 

To the truth about fried foods? You screen name is a little offensive though, I hope you are not trolling.
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To the truth about fried foods? You screen name is a little offensive though, I hope you are not trolling.

He is just trolling the 'troll', PaPa.  :)

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You sir, are the fruits of the devil.

 

Aww, shucks. I was beginning to think that you would never notice.

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Strange thread.

Trolling the troll. That is funny.

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Utah people are funny... when I was a student at BYU, I was going with my roommate to her home in Penn for Christmas Break.  So we were making some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to take on the trip.  (We were catching a ride with several other kids heading east to Ohio and New York. And they would pick us up on the way back to the Y) 

Anyway, a gal (from Vernal, UT) who lived down the hall came in and saw us making sandwiches and when she saw the peanut butter she exclaimed... What are you doing!?  Of course we looked at her blankly and said innocently... Making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches... And she replies... With raw peanut butter?? 

Raw?? we questioned... How do you eat your peanut butter?  She:  Cooked on our eggs!! 

Us in unison: Cooked on your eggs?? Ewww... Why peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are as American as apple pie and cheese.

She:  Apple pie and cheese??!!

 

Rolling our eyes, continue spreading our raw peanut butter...

 

GG

My daughter-in-law is from Vernal UT, coming here to the South to live was quite a culture shock. :)
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