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Posted (edited)
23 minutes ago, Chum said:

Needs more edgy.  Wombbat.

The usual internet sarcastic term is “uterus haver”.

Edit: Not the ideal post to start a new page with. 😧

Edited by The Nehor
Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, The Nehor said:

I can give you the recipe for my hot chocolate/diabetes shake if you need something to put in it. Warning: It is not healthy. I make it about four times a year.

You know what's funny, when I was really young my birth giver didn't like hot chocolate because my birth giver thought it had caffeine in it. But for some reason we could drink Postum.  I don't eat a lot of chocolate, but when I do I still think about caffeine in chocolate everytime my hand is delivering the chocolate to my pie hole. Isn't it weird how what we learned as a kid still affects us 40 years later?

   Sure nehor, send your recipe over, I'll try it out on my youngest daughter, we don't need her anyway. 

 

 

PS. To my youngest daughter, if your reading this, you know I'm kidding. I love you girls almost as much as my surf boards, fishing poles, 4 wheelers, guns, ammo, tools, trucks, kayaks, chickens, I'm stopping here so you girls make it in the top ten. Now go do something productive, you cost me a lot of money!!😁

Edited by AtlanticMike
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Get a cocomotion or mixing machine. Add whole milk, a scoop of vanilla ice cream or two depending on how much you are making. Blue Bell is best. Add caramel topping. Run the machine before the caramel can settle at the bottom. Recommend a device that heats it. Allow to cool. Drink slowly. If you make a large cup you are probably near your recommended calorie intake for the day. Have broccoli for dinner.

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