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Ares The God Of War And Civil Order


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Posted

I, Ares was invited to assist the moderation team with keeping civil order in your community. To avoid my wrath rememer the following.

#1 Read and follow the board rules (in letter and spirit)

#2 See #1

Would you talk to your mother that way? If you feel yourself losing patience or about to respond in kind to bad behavior stop! Take a deep breath! Walk away from your post and read it later when you are calm - if you still think it is a good idea to post it then hit the post button. If not modify your comments.

Dialogue is not a full contact sport. This site has a history of being a forum where faithful, investigators and critics can all discuss substantive issues without fear of having their pearls trampled by swine-ish behavior. It is up to all of you to preserve this valuable forum and create greater understanding between all posters.

A few miscreant need flogging so I am off! Until we meet again.

Ares

Posted

When I read the title of the thread, I thought it said, Ares: the God of Civil war and Order. :D

Not talking to my mother that way is a pretty high bar. Sometimes I don't even dare disagree with her. Once Mom speaks, the thinking has been done. :ph34r:

Posted (edited)

Dialogue is not a full contact sport.

Ares

(kidding)

Bummer, that's gonna mess with my workout schedule. I've been used to jumping to conclusions, running my mouth, and body checking those who flail in protest; I'm gonna get all tubby again.

:crazy:

Edited by ELF1024
Posted

(kidding)

Bummer, that's gonna mess with my workout schedule. I've been used to jumping to conclusions, running my mouth, and body checking those who flail in protest; I'm gonna get all tubby again.

:crazy:

Try excercising restraint. That is a good workout!

8P

Posted

Or jogging your memory, mine needs frequent jogging. For a change of pace I sometimes skip instructions, and for your upper body you could pitch a fit. I'll stop now, I'm probably skating on thin ice and I need to practice driving my kids nuts.

Posted
There's something fundamentaly wrong with asking the god of war to keep things peaceful.

Who better?

If you want peace, prepare for war.

Lehi

Posted

I cannot make out your avatar. Looks like a smear of something bloody, though.

I see that you've already leaped in and injected warnings galore just on the few threads I am following at the moment. Your enthusiasm is showing. It will pass....

Posted

I cannot make out your avatar. Looks like a smear of something bloody, though.

I see that you've already leaped in and injected warnings galore just on the few threads I am following at the moment. Your enthusiasm is showing. It will pass....

Attic black figure pot- image of Ares circa 600 BC

Cheesh.

Posted

When are we going to get an "Aphrodite"?

Then we'd have to have a Hephaestus and you know what kind of trouble those three cause.

Posted

Then we'd have to have a Hephaestus and you know what kind of trouble those three cause.

Oh, that was "lame". (joke intended)

Posted

Then we'd have to have a Hephaestus and you know what kind of trouble those three cause.

Is that Hephaestus type A or Hephaestus type B?

Posted

Is that Hephaestus type A or Hephaestus type B?

Then we would have to talk about Hermes or was that Herpes?

Posted

So this ancient greek goes into the tailor and asks, "eumendedes"?

And the taylor replies, "why, euripides"?

Posted

So this ancient greek goes into the tailor and asks, "eumendedes"?

And the taylor replies, "why, euripides"?

LOL

Posted (edited)

So this ancient greek goes into the tailor and asks, "eumendedes"?

And the taylor replies, "why, euripides"?

:rofl:

He went to see him?

I thought that conversation happened on his persephone.

Edited by mfbukowski
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When are we going to get an "Aphrodite"?

I'm surprised you would think race would be an issue.

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