consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 I think it's safe to say that most of these youngsters were not big Darren McGavin fans.Nor would they have a clue as to who played Gordy the Ghoul!
WalkerW Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 It's Kolchak. But I only know that because I looked up "The Night Stalker" a while ago.
LDS Guy 1986 Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 You realize that when you call one of the Consiglieri Seven a liar, you call all of us liars?(This is not going to be pretty.)Baloney, you didn't say we should kill Aaronic priesthood holder today because of the law of moses, like he did. So there is not way unless you too say the same thing that you are also a liar.
SilverKnight Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 In my own defense counselor Kolchak, I was conceived 70s, so I don't remember it too well.
WalkerW Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Yes, he did if you read the post, he used a verse from the OT that said they killed people who committed sexual sin.Onan predates Moses. The Law of Moses wasn't in existence. And Paul makes it quite clear that the gospel was preached to Abraham prior to the Law of Moses (see Galatians 3). He then said I guess we should kill most of the Aaronic Priesthood holder (talking about modern young men)He was making fun of your literalism.This is lying about the Gospel because we all know Christ fulfilled the old penalties of the Law of Moses, so current Aaronic Priesthood holders cannot or would they be killed for sexual immorality, like he said they should be.No, it is making fun of you. There is a difference. Once again, Onan's punishment was not under the Law of Moses. Onan lived long before Moses.But if you rather not read what was said and instead derail the topic there is nothing I can do about it.So, Onan was under the Law of Moses, even though he lived before Moses?
consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Baloney, you didn't say we should kill Aaronic priesthood holder today because of the law of moses, like he did. That depends.Are you an Aaronic priesthood holder?(I recommend shutting off all computer screens for the next five minutes.)
consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 In my own defense counselor Kolchak, I was conceived 70s, so I don't remember it too well.I'm afraid your guess of the Six Million Dollar Man deprived you of that defense.Take him away!
SilverKnight Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 I'm afraid your guess of the Six Million Dollar Man deprived you of that defense.Take him away!I don't know who this Six Million Dollar man is, but I can tell you all about The Fall Guy.
BookofMormonLuvr Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Yes, he did if you read the post, he used a verse from the OT that said they killed people who committed sexual sin. He then said I guess we should kill most of the Aaronic Priesthood holder (talking about modern young men) This is lying about the Gospel because we all know Christ fulfilled the old penalties of the Law of Moses, so current Aaronic Priesthood holders cannot or would they be killed for sexual immorality, like he said they should be. But if you rather not read what was said and instead derail the topic there is nothing I can do about it. So I will not digress any further on this matter.They killed people for engaging in certain sexual sins, others were dealt with differently...Duet 2228
WalkerW Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 I'm afraid your guess of the Six Million Dollar Man deprived you of that defense.Take him away!I cheated. But I was born in the mid 80s.
consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 I cheated. But I was born in the mid 80s.Impressive. Most impressive.You are strong in the ways of the force, young Skywalker.
LDS Guy 1986 Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 They killed people for engaging in certain sexual sins, others were dealt with differently...Yes, if you bedded a virgin they would make you marry her and not kill you, but we were talking about masturbation, you can't marry yourself so your in trouble pre atonement.
consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 I don't know who this Six Million Dollar man is, but I can tell you all about The Fall Guy.As long as you can tell me the name of Anduril before it was broken, you're okay by me.
LDS Guy 1986 Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 That depends.Are you an Aaronic priesthood holder?(I recommend shutting off all computer screens for the next five minutes.)You do know that posting any kind of pornographic picture on the forum can get you banned, if that is where you are going to try and take this.
BookofMormonLuvr Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Yes, if you bedded a virgin they would make you marry her and not kill you, but we were talking about masturbation, you can't marry yourself so your in trouble pre atonement.There is a verse against masturbation? According to a neat little pamphlet I got in my youth, I was in trouble post-Atonement, and could've possibly turned out gay/homosexual/queer (I don't even know what they want to be called now) if I continued in it.
consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Yes, if you bedded a virgin they would make you marry her and not kill you, but we were talking about masturbation, you can't marry yourself so your in trouble pre atonement.Since you live and die by the scriptures, LDS Guy, care to point out a verse where spanking the monkey is verboten?(That would be a German monkey, of course.)
WalkerW Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Impressive. Most impressive.You are strong in the ways of the force, young Skywalker.My former bishop sounded like James Earl Jones and he constantly (and still from time to time) called me Skywalker. He always referred to me as "my son." It was funny, given that he is towering black man and I am a total white guy who doesn't even break 6ft.
consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 You do know that posting any kind of pornographic picture on the forum can get you banned, if that is where you are going to try and take this.
SilverKnight Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 As long as you can tell me the name of Anduril before it was broken, you're okay by me.Narsil - the blade that was broken.You know I need to get a new avatar.I'm actually more of a Mjolnir and Gungnir type.
WalkerW Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 I'm still waiting for the explanation as to how Onan died by Mosaic punishment even though he lived before Moses. I certainly hope that LDSGuy 1986 realizes that no one is advocating for the execution of self-fondlers. It was an attempt to make him aware of his double-standard and ultraliteralism. But alas, his ultraliteralism (ironically) blinded him to the actual point.
consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Narsil - the blade that was broken.You know I need to get a new avatar.I'm actually more of a Mjolnir and Gungnir type.To me, my mystic Mjolnir!
consiglieri Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 But alas, his ultraliteralism (ironically) blinded him to the actual point.Ultraliteralism has a way of doing that . . .
WalkerW Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Narsil - the blade that was broken.You know I need to get a new avatar.I'm actually more of a Mjolnir and Gungnir type.Yeah, but that's a really cool picture."What say you?!?!"
LDS Guy 1986 Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 It was an attempt to make him aware of his double-standard and ultraliteralism. But alas, his ultraliteralism (ironically) blinded him to the actual point.There is no double standard and what is wrong with taking the Iron rod literally?We are suppose to cling to the Iron Rod so we can defeat the deceptions of Lucifer just like Christ did.
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