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"Crawling" out of the Church


consiglieri

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They crawl because they are now classed as a subhuman species incapable of walking erect.

C'mon Consig, you really don't believe that.

Scott26.2

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I thought they crawled backwards through the spanking machine after renouncing their covenants and turning in their quads and church manuals. I especially love the part where the rest of us chant "The shunning... the shunning... the shunning..."

Or is that only in my ward? :P

[/sarc off]

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Ooh, good one! It all makes sense now...

That's why you see those "26.2" (for marathons) and "13.1" (for 1/2 marathons) on the backs of peoples' cars.

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I think humans are the only mammals that "crawl" (when they are babies, of course). Maybe someone can think of another example, but when I describe a horse or dog or lion or elephant or whatever moving, I say that it is "walking" or "running." Insects, on the other hand, do crawl. So do spiders. Perhaps Elder Holland was calling apostates arachnids or maybe ex-Mormon crickets?

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C'mon Consig, you really don't believe that.

Scott26.2

No, I don't believe that.

I was just giving another possible interpretation like Mortal Man was giving.

And I don't believe that is what Elder Holland was thinking.

But I do think it left itself open to such an interpretation.

All the Best!

--Consiglieri

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