ttribe Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 So can you tell us why consecrated oil would be considered the best? I mean, what properties of consecrated oil are more conducive to, you know... cleansing.I just figured if it had been consecrated that automatically raised its...um...value...you know...for healing and all.
Tsuzuki Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 So, would this be a priesthood ordinance that has since been discontinued?
Mike Reed Posted October 2, 2009 Author Posted October 2, 2009 Mike,I got to say even though we get into some barking battles, you have got some of the more interesting threads on the board. I don't know how you came across this but I am sure it's a good story.Thanks DC. I found it by searching "anus" in my New Mormon Studies CD. I was planning to do a blog post on the "laying on of anus" typo in the 1992 Spanish edition of the BoM.
structurecop Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 What Mike is failing to mention is that the practice of using consecrated oil for this procedure began after this particular incident:I am relieved to find that gastro-intestinal humor has been a time-honored tradition from the earliest days of the Church.
mfbukowski Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 You guys need to take care of some old folks to get a dose of reality.
Doctor Steuss Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 I found it by searching "anus" in my New Mormon Studies CD. We need to find you a girlfriend.
structurecop Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 So, would this be a priesthood ordinance that has since been discontinued?Yes, but the real question is whether BY's plural wives felt that they were authorized to perform this ordinance.
structurecop Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 We need to find you a girlfriend.That would be fitting, considering he is married...
handys003 Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 You guys need to take care of some old folks to get a dose of reality.I did with my mom and dad. They told the most obscene jokes yet while they were going #2.
Doctor Steuss Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 I am relieved to find that gastro-intestinal humor has been a time-honored tradition from the earliest days of the Church.It was shortly after this that Brigham essentially threatened to turn the wagon train around.Evidently, the usual response when gastro-intestinal humor gets out of hand while traveling is also a time-honored tradition ("you think I do these Exodus' for me? I swear I'll turn this wagon train around...").
handys003 Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 I think we could have a whole lotta experts in the "School of Pundits"
structurecop Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 It was shortly after this that Brigham essentially threatened to turn the wagon train around.Evidently, the usual response when gastro-intestinal humor gets out of hand while traveling is also a time-honored tradition ("you think I do these Exodus' for me? I swear I'll turn this wagon train around...").OMG
ttribe Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 It was shortly after this that Brigham essentially threatened to turn the wagon train around.Evidently, the usual response when gastro-intestinal humor gets out of hand while traveling is also a time-honored tradition ("you think I do these Exodus' for me? I swear I'll turn this wagon train around..."). 2 for 2!
handys003 Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 I'm printing this out then going to take some time out for.....
Doctor Steuss Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 It was shortly after this that Brigham essentially threatened to turn the wagon train around.Evidently, the usual response when gastro-intestinal humor gets out of hand while traveling is also a time-honored tradition ("you think I do these Exodus' for me? I swear I'll turn this wagon train around...").I think I just realized where the term "covered wagon" for a certain esoteric marital initiation right came from.
ttribe Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 I am relieved to find that gastro-intestinal humor has been a time-honored tradition from the earliest days of the Church.BTW...how "relieved" are you?
rockslider Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 At last, we have come to the bottom of the church's homophobia
Mike Reed Posted October 2, 2009 Author Posted October 2, 2009 You guys are KILLING me! Mods, make them stop.
ttribe Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 At last, we have come to the bottom of the church's homophobia C'mon...this is just going to ruin the fun.
structurecop Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 BTW...how "relieved" are you?I'll let you know tomorrow morning around 8 AM.
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