A Three Word Story.

[charity's child]

Being hungry, they

[jo1952]

jumped on the

[TJane]

Spam, which was

Edited December 26, 2008 by TJane

[urroner]

Spam, which was

banned from MADB

[TJane]

The story thus far...

The cow shuddered

Farmer Brown spoke.

He said, "No!".

The cow cried.

The horse laughed.

...until he pooped.

Then three goats...

remembered the time....

... at Band Camp...

when they jammed

with some donkeys.

But the donkeys

weren't very happy ...

So they took...

some hallucinogenic mushrooms

to help with

the pounding headache ...

they got from

the pigs' squealing...

because the chickens

were committing crimes

, in their haste,

To escape from

the leering coyote

Who wanted to

invade the henhouse.

Though the horse

Of course after

finding himself affronted

by the hysterical

sword wielding monkeys

who wanted the

power of speech.

So they could

swords with which

to save the

farmers family members

But the swordsmith

which Mountain gorillas

had kidnapped before

the Christmas holidays

during a bowling

Which had been

authorized by the

National Rifle Association

However, the BSA

saved the day

then ruined it

When suddenly, "Boom!"

Not knowing what

had made the

meteoric flames streak

through the blackness

the mountain gorillas

packed their things

and flew to

Indonesia with the

plan that they

could help some

Indonesian Buddhist Monks

but the Monastery

would not allow

animals to enter

unless they partook

of the holy

guacamole, which was

served cold with

nachos and the

gorillas hated guacamole

So they just

ate bananas until

they exploded nefariously

and headed to

The hobbit hole.

End Chapter I

Begin Chapter II

The Hobbits plugged

The gorillas up

with banana smoothies

which they found

in the bathroom

"Where's the Pepto?"

ranted the sorcerer

As he traipsed

through the pharmacy

frantically searching for

their lost underwear

which was spastically

contracting over the

pharmacist, who then

grabbed the nearest

fire hydrant and

soaked them good.

"I'm in here!"

a voice cried

as it blinked

This is insanity!

said the shrink

maniacally laughing as

the hobbits tried

to plug up

the gorillas again.

Grothar was furious!

The underwear lept

onto Grothar's head,

an improvement indeed! (sorry Grothar)

But wait, the

doorbell rang so

all activity stopped

"Who IS it?"

Silence... and then,

(door swings open)

Ominous footsteps approach.

Shadows gather round

as the forboding

fear of doom

drifted down upon

the huddled mass.

Who cowered from

that which they

feared most... The

Almighty overlord of (how long have we gone without a defined person?)

Narnia, Middle Earth,

King Rufus Quark!

Grothar yelled angrily,

"Why? Why? Why?"

"are these underpants"

filled with bananas????

He frantically attempted

a banana extraction

King Quark yells

"Stop your operation!"

"... because there's no"

laughing gas available.

Suddenly the Princess

rushed to the

frog she saw

and loudly declared

"Just ONE kiss!"

Grothar was confused.

Quark shook Grothar.

Grothar slapped him

"TO THE GALLOWS!!!!!"

But Grothar was

intimidated by the

harsh tone and

big plunger that

the king thrust

on Grothar's underwear

which had turned

the bananas loose.

The king slipped

and the underwear

went flying, but

the frog jumped

right into it.

And groaked about:

"I LOVE BANANAS!!"

B-A-N-A-N-A Bananas! Then

said the Giant.

The Princess wept.

"But why did

she peel onions

for the stew!

which Grothar wanted

But instead he

ran away to

Burger King. Then

at the farm

"It can't be!"

Farmer Brown was

coughing violently so

the alien ship

beamed him up.

"Where's the Beef!"

cried Adolf Hitler.

Rising from the

bed upon which

he lost one

of his favorite

Swastika emblazoned blankets.

"What Beef?" said

the gardener. Why

did Hitler and

the wayward goose

happily frolic with

Grothar's underwear which

Grothar wanted to. (Grotharâ??s 200th post)

[digression to discuss possibility of the Hitler stuff getting the thread shut down)

Suddenly the nun (think thatâ??ll get us back on track?)

grabbed King Quark.

You're late for...

The Royal Banquet.

Quark passed out.

Then woke up

because the princess

finally kissed froggy!

And then they

wanted to watch

the three bears

eat their porridge

before Goldilocks came

and perniciously store

Grothar's mojo which

then possessed her. (Hey! Thatâ??s my mojo)

"I'm so tired!"

of being wimpy.

Declared King Quark.

Then the Jedi

gathered around Yoda

and Mace Windu

and they assaulted

the Road Runner.

"Wait", cride Wiley

"That's Godwin's Law!"

Wiley's a moderator?

the roadrunner asked.

Just then, ACME

shipped Grothar's homebuilt

Exploding Space Modulator

which he had

in his pocket

to destroy the

chance of offspring (insert dancing smilies)

of the gorillas.

However, the gorillas

contacted Marvin Martian

who arrived after

the modulator exploded.

From nowhere appeared

Little Suzy Who.

Where are you?

she asked, wide-eyed.

But the Grinch

took the roastbeast

and gave it

to Scooby Doo.

Thelma the Beautiful

magical flying goat

pulled Scooby's tail.

Grothar laughed and

ducks flew higher

than the elephants

Zachariah sneezed zestedly

Grimm dropped dead.

"Oh my goodness"

Thus Spake Zarathustra

"What an amazing

turn of events.

The monolith arises

from the fire

like the Phoenix

, city of Arizona,

Everyone gathered around

but refused to

acknowledge loveable Batboy

and his ears

flapped in the

blustery furious raging

cave, where Grothar

hid his treasure

of sealing wax

carefully collected from

his HUGE ears

causing him great

elation and joy

because Q-Tips rock.

"AMEN!!" cried Horton.

with mouth agape.

Horton! cried Suzy.

Suzy sells seashells

by the seashore.

Then Grothar crushes

but Horton stepped

on some Whos

who thanked him

by quoting RAbanes

"How outrageous!" he

said with adieu.

Crowd boosw lustily.

Frankly, Scarlet, I

don't give a

handout to beggars

unless they say

WE LOVE URRONER!!!!!!!!!!!

which they wonâ??t

stop saying until

they believe it

in their hearts

full of Urronerlove

with every fiber

of their Metamucil.

"Where were we?"

Why in handbasket???

Back at the

front of the

barn where Farmer

Bob suddenly saw

his prize bull

wearing a tutu (see picture)

stepping lively to

miss horse biscuits

fresh from the

Pilsbury Boy's oven

"Yummm! Yummm! Yummm!"

was not heard,

in fact, nausea

and rickets were

both strolling lazily

towards the potty

through his stomach

where the cooties

were square-dancing to

Beetles' Helter Skelter

while the bull

with an Alka-Seltzer

played the guitar

like a tuba.

Then a machine

burst forth from

from the barn

"THE GROTHAR VACUUM!!!"

which kinda sucked. (pun fully intended. lol)

but it had

never been enough

for rabanes sanctification

or sucking hair

still Mudcat could

shake his mane

and roar mightily

(see urroner's pictures of lions.)

which shook the

nook of books

and made the

WeeblesTM wobble but

troubles with tribbles

never could cause

warts on his

nose and chin.

"We've got trouble."

back on the

farm said farmer

to farmer's daughter.

"Somebody's in the"

kitchen with Dina.

It's the Milkman!

Not the taxman.

Not the cable-guy

is Tevye singing.

Meanwhile back at

the Oreo factory

Nabisco's were burning

heretical books of

Waffle cone scripture

while sugarplum fairies

attempted to salvage

their one last

Waffle Cone Scripture

from Grothar's minions

to no avail...

Hell's bells tolled

as Grothar laughed

.... laughed jollily "HOHOHO!"

The fairies cowered

and twittered quietly

in the corner

plums on thumbs.

Then from outside

where mistletoe hung

Santa burst in

with police pursuing

him and his

posse of Reindeer

eating keebler cookies.

Grothar freaked out.

Then woke up.

What a nightmare!

because his toew

were webbed since

Spider-man had been

seen at his

spider lair doing

spider spit tricks

when suddenly a

deadly frog croaked

"I'm Samurai Frog."

"No!" cried the

woman, meaning "Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I've come to

kick your door

*kick, kick* "Thanks."

Then Urroner decided

from sunny Florida

to freeze to

prevent non hypothermia

finds single goosebump

and faints. How

manly he looks

in purple silk

pajamas and smoking-jacket

with polka dots

and clown shoes.

But he tripped

(darn clown shoes....)

and bruised his

ego, but was

okay with his

fresh bread pudding

that never slipped

on banana peels.

Meanwhile, the Pilgrums

living next door

sent some Indians

with bright feathered

corn and squash.

Feathered corn?, asked

beautiful Charity's Child.

taste like chicken!

Humpf! You always

look soooooooooooooooooooooooooo

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

like for sure

you Valley Girl

The farmer screamed

gouging his eyes

as Surfer Girl

caught a wave.

sine or cosine?

Particle, of course.

She's not crazy

just BIG, and

given to strange

music and clothes.

She taught them

to sort socks

of varying hue

to match the

the dairy cows

in the barn

however, it seems

a shame to

tip the cows

without first tipping

the waiter. After

tipping the cabbie.

So the Rockettes

tipped their hats.

Mudcat was furious!

His anger appeared

and Urroner fled

leaving brown streak

"Get your clothes

in washer '''. NOW!!!!!!

Grothar yelled angrily

Grothar's mother murmurs

But my clothes

aren't dirty though

my shoes could

kill an elephant.

So Grothar tracked

the wonderful Wizard

named Morningstar but

the footprints disappeared

into a snowbank

walk the waif

, Child of Charity,

b

Edited December 26, 2008 by TJane

[charity's child]

but unbanned for

[jo1952]

political correctness etiquette.

(thank you Jane!!!!!!)

Edited December 26, 2008 by jo1952

[charity's child]

Mudcat decreed a

[jo1952]

new national holiday

[charity's child]

to honor UMWs

(one word, live with it)

[Mudcat]

Then he sang

[jo1952]

Pop Goes the

[charity's child]

Popcorn on the

[Mudcat]

apricot tree.......... Suddenly

[urroner]

apricot tree.......... Suddenly

DCP commences speaking

[TJane]

everyone commenced sleeping

[Garden Girl]

A snoring sound

Edited December 26, 2008 by Garden Girl

[sean0scott]

A snoring sound

was actually Hebrew

[jo1952]

then they awoke.

[sean0scott]

then they awoke.

to find DCP

[Traela]

still droning on

[urroner]

still droning on

The Angels slept

PS, Mudcat, I thought this would be a stupid thread, with people making all sorts of inane statements, but when they all were put together, it reminded me a lot about some Monte Python movies. This is a great thread Mud. I bow to your wisdom.

[Garden Girl]

while fairies played

[Mudcat]

The Angels slept

PS, Mudcat, I thought this would be a stupid thread, with people making all sorts of inane statements, but when they all were put together, it reminded me a lot about some Monte Python movies. This is a great thread Mud. I bow to your wisdom.

while trapped in....

@Urroner, no need to bow, I thought it would be stupid too.... I just didn't know it would be funny too.

@TJane..... thanks for the the recap as a gift, you are a sweetie for taking it on.

[jo1952]

the LaBrea tarpits