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A Lesson From My First Priesthood Circle


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On 1/19/2016 at 3:35 PM, Doctor Steuss said:

Stood in my first circle Saturday.  I learned an important lesson.  Try not to have someone to your left that is over 6 inches taller than you.

#TheMoreYouKnow

When one has arms your size (or my skinny little things even) ... remember ... light hands ... if you are towards the bottom, lift upward

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And if you're naming/blessing a baby, hold the child in your arms close to you and let the others place their hands on him/her. DO NOT hold the little one suspended in mid-air by the combined hands of those knuckleheads in the circle. They will always, ALWAYS start bouncing up and down no matter how you resist. In my experience, babies have a pretty well-developed fear of being dropped, so they don't much care for this treatment. Probably the best argument I know for giving women the priesthood!

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58 minutes ago, Doctor Steuss said:

Balderdash! It's imperative they feel the full weight of the priesthood. The more compressed the neck, the easier it is for the priesthood to reach the heart.

Science!

I love you Dr. Steuss

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21 minutes ago, salgare said:

I love you Dr. Steuss

Careful.  Last person who told me that ended up getting a hug, and a sneaky butt pinch.

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On ‎2‎/‎1‎/‎2016 at 8:23 AM, Doctor Steuss said:

Balderdash! It's imperative they feel the full weight of the priesthood. The more compressed the neck, the easier it is for the priesthood to reach the heart.

Science!

That is why you are a doctor and not just some quack.

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