The Devil You Know

[Nathair/|\]

I found this on NotAlwaysRight.com and thought some might get a chuckle out of it.

http://notalwaysright.com/the-devil-you-know/13207

(I am getting ready to wash a resident’s open wound. While I am putting on my gloves, the resident sees that I am wearing a ring that marks me as a member of a certain Christian sect. It is a sect that many other Christians do not consider to be Christian, and there is a fair bit of prejudice towards us.)

Resident: “Is there anyone else who could do this?”

Me: “[Coworker] is the only other person on the unit today qualified to do this. Is something wrong?”

Resident: “Your ring. I don’t want to be touched by one of you demons. You’re a sex-crazed cult.”

Me: “I am sorry you feel that way, ma’am. If you’re uncomfortable with me, I can certainly get [coworker].”

Resident: “I’m so glad you’re here. Her lifestyle is just so sex-crazed and evil. It’s frankly un-Christian!”

Coworker: “You do know that she is a virgin who has never smoked or drank in her life and carries a picture of Christ in her wallet, right?”

Resident: *speechless*

Coworker: “Oh, and one more thing. I’m an atheist, I live with a man I’m not married to, and I have three kids.”

[altersteve]

CTR FTW

[Kenngo1969]

I found this on NotAlwaysRight.com and thought some might get a chuckle out of it.

http://notalwaysrigh...-you-know/13207

Reminds me of the old Ann Landers letter (doubt it's real; it's just a joke, but it still could've happened) whose writer lists a litany of family troubles (father on x-th marriage, sister using drugs, brother in prison, other sister about to marry a [Gasp!] Mormon

and the punchline is, "How do I tell my folks about the sister who's about to marry a Mormon?"

Edited November 2, 2011 by Kenngo1969

[Nathair/|\]

Reminds me of the old Ann Landers letter (doubt it's real; it's just a joke, but it still could've happened) whose writer lists a litany of family troubles (father on x-th marriage, sister using drugs, brother in prison, other sister about to marry a [Gasp!] Mormon

and the punchline is, "How do I tell my folks about the sister who's about to marry a Mormon?"

I've seen several versions of that, most recently the target was Montana State University athletes/fans.