Site Forbidden Messages

[Nemesis]

These messages will be common while we tweak settings on the server. It is caused by you having to many connections to the site or surfing the site at an above average pace. If you get that message and wait for around a min it'll go away. These setting help spread server load and protect the site from abuse. We are monitoring traffic and will make adjustments to keep interuptions to a min.

Nemesis

[urroner]

These messages will be common while we tweak settings on the server. It is caused by you having to many connections to the site or surfing the site at an above average pace. If you get that message and wait for around a min it'll go away. These setting help spread server load and protect the site from abuse. We are monitoring traffic and will make adjustments to keep interuptions to a min.

Nemesis

To those who haven't received the "forbidden message" or don't understand it upon reading it, I will reveal the hidden knowledge within the "forbidden message." I realize that I could be banned for life and then some more from this site, but I don't think that those incapable of comprehending the "forbidden message" have the capacity of comprehending such deep and profound wisdom. For those who cannot understand or appreciate such beautiful and hermetical enlightenment, I will draw you a picture.

[Maidservant]

Yes, I clicked this thread in order to hear about some esoteric gospel theme.

[urroner]

Yes, I clicked this thread in order to hear about some esoteric gospel theme.

Madservant, I showed you the sign, yet you refused to comprehend. Behold, I show unto you the true sign of understanding, the true sign so the forbidden message can become part of you. You refuse to see what is plainly before you. No excuses, for excuses are but the flimsy garments with which you seek to camouflage the nakedness of your weaknesses. I seek to make you strong, yet you revel in your weaknesses. I have cried for you day and night, yet you laugh in your ignorance.

Once again, I will show unto the true sign of interpreting the esoteric doctrines of self-enlightenment. Become the master of your life and penetrate the darkness that surrounds your breath of life.

Behold the greatness of THE BACON

Whoops, wrong bacon, sorry.

Behold the greatness of THE BACON

Dang!!!! Third times a charm.

Behold the greatness of THE BACON

Deny not what you see. Refuse not that which is given you madservant and learn true wisdom, wisdom to build a life of cheer and jubilation upon. Learn the secret of holiness and true inner solitude. Learn it well. Now I reveal unto you the message you must give to one and all, even to Cal, she of the restless legs. Here is the secret: Do not think twice about it before giving it a second thought.

Be thou humble madservant. There is no "I" in "team," nor your name now.