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Don,

I'm so glad you have come forward to tell us the truth about Kishkumen. I know this must have taken a lot of courage, so thank you for your bravery! The Kishkumenites will likely be after you now, but remember: the truth will set you free!

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I have creepy secret informants who have supplied me with dossiers of information confirming everything Don Bradley has said here.

And, like Don, not a single one of them has every witnessed Kishkumen treating a bunny rabbit with kindness or respect.

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Don,

As good a guy as you are, I am afraid you can't rightly consider yourself an "insider" unless you spent years teaching the gospel of Kishkumen without believing a word.

There is nothing that says "insider" better than outside beliefs. :crazy:

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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I have creepy secret informants who have supplied me with dossiers of information confirming everything Don Bradley has said here.

And, like Don, not a single one of them has every witnessed Kishkumen treating a bunny rabbit with kindness or respect.

is it the same ones that I have been working with?

Well Kishkumen often eats bunny rabbits. He is an reptilian Alien with an fondness of live meals.

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I think that this love affair with Kish is misplaced. All of these amusing comments are really about his Dr. Scratch invention, and the bizarre "intel" he launches when Kish is not opining.

Posted

It is striking, I think, that, when Kishkumen is most engaged and posting up a storm, Scratch tends to disappear.

I don't know what to make of that, exactly, but I've noticed it. And not just once.

The things that get Kishkumen exercised tend to be, very precisely, the same things that preoccupy Scratch. Yet, when the one is really busy, the other vanishes. On the very issues that interest him most.

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It is striking, I think, that, when Kishkumen is most engaged and posting up a storm, Scratch tends to disappear.

I don't know what to make of that, exactly, but I've noticed it. And not just once.

The things that get Kishkumen exercised tend to be, very precisely, the same things that preoccupy Scratch. Yet, when the one is really busy, the other vanishes. On the very issues that interest him most.

So you don't suppose they one is a sock puppet of the other?

Maybe the whole thing is a giant game. Done nothing but for giggles.

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So you don't suppose they one is a sock puppet of the other?

If one is a sock puppet of the other, it would make the man-crush between Kish and Scratch all the more creepy.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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I think that this love affair with Kish is misplaced. All of these amusing comments are really about his Dr. Scratch invention, and the bizarre "intel" he launches when Kish is not opining.

I really don't think the name "Dr. Scratch" or "Kish" and the word "intelligence" ever belong in the same sentence.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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“Scratch” has hunches, and lots of bilge and bile, but, as far as I can see, no independent reality. “Scratch” has been a useful name under which wild, unfounded speculation which he calls his so-called “intel,” often announcing a qualification on his speculation that he is not really sure if he has it right. Kish actually has a name and his identity and portions of his career are rather easily known. I agree that it seems that when Kish is busy opining up a storm, that “Scratch” tends to disappear, and when “Scratch” is engaged in wild speculation (sometimes called “intel”), then Kish is dark.

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While Kishkumen may be a repitlian alien, I can tell you that he is not Dr. Scratch.

As much as the OP was a joke of the sort Dan requested in his thread "More Kishkumen Threads Please", it's actually true that I've known him since nearly the beginning of my adult life. And a few years back I was privy to some of his conflicts with Scratch by private message. Scratch, so far as I can tell, has been as mysterious a figure to Kishkumen as to just about anyone.

I'm personally much more concerned with the alien connection, since I know that a member of his family once had a particular and surprising connection to the subject. And, again, while my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek in how I'm framing this, part of the fun of it is that the underlying fact is quite true. :)

Don

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If one were really interested in the subject one could check the impression that Kishkumen and Dr. Scratch are the same person by examining the actual timing of many of their respective posts on MDB. Also, there's a chat room there, and I believe that Dr. Shades and others could confirm that they've chatted with Scratch and Kishkumen at the same time.

IOW, I think one can do more than speculate on apparent patterns. The actual data is there at MDB.

Don

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IOW, I think one can do more than speculate on apparent patterns. The actual data is there at MDB.

If in our spoofs of Kish and MDB we cared about the data, then our spoofs wouldn't be realistic or believable. ;)

(More cleverness and cuteness for ME's benefit)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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I really don't think the name "Dr. Scratch" or "Kish" and the word "intelligence" ever belong in the same sentence.

I know Kishkumen is a professor and knows some dead languages. That takes intelligence.

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Wade,

Trudat!

Have you ever been in MDB Chat with Kishkumen and Scratch at the same time?

Don

No. However, that may be because I have never been on the MDB chat. I haven't even been to MDB in over a year.

But, maybe Scratch's "intel" network can advise us on the possibility of simultaneously logging into the chat room under two ID's. And, if so, we can get the STMC to look into the matter. LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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I know Kishkumen is a professor and knows some dead languages. That takes intelligence.

Do you know the difference between joking and being serious? ;)

And, can I take your silence about Scratch as a tacit admission to what I said? LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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