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Not what you think.

What would Jimmer do?

Yup. That's right.

USU "Threw up in my mouth" 78

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Another first round exit for the mighty Aggies.

sweet "I wish Stew was the coach of my team" potatoh.

Missing the point, sp. Perhaps I should elaborate, since it doesn't appear to speak for you of itself:

The personality cult growing up and around young Master Fredette has evolved into something out of control. Kids are now using the WWJD and linking the Master with Fredette.

That's kind of icky. Don't you find?

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What Would Your Diety Do?

Many folks, when faced with a difficult choice, say that they always ask themselves, "WWJD?" As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?" Now, for those of non-Christian religious persuasions, we have...

WWAD? (A=Anubis) Wrap 'em up!

WWAD? (A=Apollo) Test their musical skills... in a fair contest.

WWAD? (A=Artemis) Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking hounds.

WWAD? (A=Astarte) Make love and war.

WWAD? (A=Athena) Stare him down, then beat the crap out of them... in a logical manner.

WWBD? (B=Bacchus) Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.

WWBD? (B=Britannia) Rule!

WWBD? (B=Buddha) Does it matter? If you are enlightened it doesn't. If you are not enlightened it still doesn't.

WWCD? (C=Ceres) Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe.

WWCD? (C=Ceridwen) Stir it up one more time.

WWCD? (C=Chaos) No one is quite sure... but it will be messy and... interesting.

WWCD? (C=Cthulu) Does it matter? No one will survive anyway.

WWCD? (C=Cuchulain) Chop down an enormous oak tree with one sweep of your sword, carve a riddle writtin in ogham on it, and throw it in the path of the oncoming Connacht hordes and demand that they decipher it before advancing.

WWDD? (D= Demeter) Lay waste to your lands if you don't have her daughter back by 10pm! [And don't even THINK of laying a hand on her!]

WWDD? (D=Discordia) Here... have an apple... if you are the fairest!

WWED? (E=Ereshkigal) Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.

WWFD? (F=Flora) Say it with flowers.

WWFD? (F=Fortuna) Play the lottery.

WWFD? (F=Frigga). Spin, spin, spin.

WWGD? (G=Gaia) Remind them to worship the ground they stand on.

WWGD? (G=Ganesha) Saddle up his rat.

WWHD? (H=Hades) Tell them to go to Tartarusl.

WWHD? (H=Hecate) Show them the right path... or is it the left?

WWHD? (H=Hera) She'd get jealous.

WWHD? (H=Hercules) He'd labor to come up with an answer.

WWHD? (H=Herne) Lead them on a Wild Hunt!

WWJD? (J=Janus) Look the other way.

WWJD? (J=Jupiter) Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.

WWKD? (K=Kali) Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood and dance on their trembling corpse. Then wear parts as jewelry.

WWKD? (K=Kwan Yin) Show them some mercy.

WWLD? (L=Loki) Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens, "borrow" some jewelry, change into a seal and steal some apples. For starters.

WWLD? (L=Luna) Moon them!

WWMD? (M=Mithras) Cut the bull!

WWMD? (M=Mars) Suit up for battle.

WWMD? (M=Mercury) Change his mind... again.

WWND? (N=Narcissus) Huh? Is there someone else here?

WWOD? (O=Odin) Take an eye out and leave them in runes.

WWSD? (S=Sekhmet) Drown her sorrows in blood.

WWSD? (S=Set) You don't want to know but it wont be nice.

WWSD? (S=Shiva) Smoke some weed and dance the night away.

WWTD? (T=Thor) Hammer it out.

WWTD? (T=Tyr) Arm himself.

WWTED? (TE=The Eleusinians) It's a mystery!

WWVD? (V=Vesta) Keep the home fires burning.

WWVD (V=Venus) Stand there and be eye candy.

WWVD? (V=Vulcan) Live long and prosper. [Hey, this took a while! I was just checking to see if you got this far. After all, I suffered for this, now it's your turn!]

WWWD (W=Wayland) Serve them a feast where their children's skulls are the finely-fashioned drinking cups.

WWZD? (Z=Zeus) By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls!

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