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Secret Tunnel Under Nauvoo Temple


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"Charge[d] [salt Lake City] admission to get in"? Who do you think owns the property ... ???!!! Are you positing that the actions you describe constitute some form of adverse possession?

Yes- Kchulo is adversely possessed. Someone get an exorcist! :P<_<:unsure:

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Emeliza:

I wonder what secrets and mysteries they will uncover down there.

If Ed Decker's version gets into print about this, the secrets will obviously be copious amounts of bones of people sacrificed in the temple rituals....... :P

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Yes- Kchulo is adversely possessed. Someone get an exorcist! :P<_<:ph34r:

What happens if you don't pay your exorcist on time? You get repossessed! :unsure:

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

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It says in the D&C that New York City will be destroyed by an earthquake and there is a minor rumor out in these parts that the Church dug a 3 mile hole right under the New York City Temple and placed 5 Russian made 20 megaton nukes in the hole. These nukes are to set off the earthquake to destroy New York City. Lets hope Mr Decker does not catch wind of this conspiracy LDS and the Masons are involved with.

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I'm not sure if you all have read this yet in the newest edition of LDS Living but apparently while excavating the grouds for the Zion's Mercantile store in Nauvoo they discovered a tunnel only thought to be legend. The tunnel is build with red bricks and temple stones.

It orignally led to Ireland where we'd kidnap their bonny sweet lasses and transport them directly to the temple for polygamous marriages. :P

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And believe you me, with our invention of the new "invisible ink" that we have processed under the Salt Lake Temple using a secret combination of Nuclear Energy, and Einstein's Relativity, we have continued right on kidnappin them lil babes, and processing them as our secret polygamous wives, daughters, and sisters, as far as that goes! I mean we're in this here thingy for the real thick of things, and we're dern near 1/3 of the way to salvationing the entire whole of the world yup we are. We need to move onto the daughters of Japeth here pretty quick in the upcoming next few years, cause 2012 is a comin, and by then we definitely want to be processin them thar Mayan babes.............

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We need to move onto the daughters of Japeth here pretty quick in the upcoming next few years, cause 2012 is a comin, and by then we definitely want to be processin them thar Mayan babes.............

Mmmmmmm.....those sweet daughters of Japeth! Mayan babes are great but nothing turns my wheels more 'in a Black Sea Amazon replete with armor! Just don't buy her any kitchen knives.........

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