urroner Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) Over on a thread about Kishkumen, the Grimace is compaining that very few are up to telling jokes about our most beloved, esteemed, and self-deprecating Dr. Dan, so I'll be the first to forge ahead and break new ground in the unexplored land of poking fun of DCP. I realize this will be a new experience for him and it might cause his some disorientation and uneasiness of the tummy, but, hopefully, he'll survive.--------------------------------Dr. Dan arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241.""That is wonderful!" says Dr. Dan . "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"Next Dr. Dan introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "144.""That is great!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."Albert ponders this for a moment, and then says, "GO CHARGERS!"----------------------------Okay, I realize this really isn't a joke about Dr. Dan, rather it's about the six fans of the SD Chargers, but they so richly deserve to be poked fun of.I apologize to all those who thought Dr. Dan can be made fun of and that I could lead the charge of doing so, but, alas, I am but only the LbutHRPBofDCP and I cannot nor will not change who or what I am. Edited March 20, 2013 by urroner
CASteinman Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) "That is great!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."Albert ponders this for a moment, and then says, "GO CHARGERS!"I was going to report this post for being just awful and for falsely telling a story where a wise and faithful member of the Church goes and defames the Chargers -- the team that hails from Brigham's Port -- when I noticed that you actually didn't accuse Dan of doing that.This Albert fellow, however, needs some discipline. Edited March 20, 2013 by CASteinman 1
escott3564 Posted March 20, 2013 Posted March 20, 2013 Since this is a thread dedicated to Dan, based on recent events, he might appreciate this little starter thread OP of mine from his favorite board:OK' date=' folks. Everyone has been so interested in catching Dan's hand in the cookie jar that I am going to ask a question regarding another overlooked elephant in the room.All of you are convinced, from what has been posted here, that Dan did, indeed, obtain correct information regarding bishops attending the cruise to Israel. Obviously, if this information wasn't correct, then Dan's bishop friend didn't actually violate anything.So, given that the information Dan obtained is correct....EWC was [b']lying.He was lying about going on the trip, being a bishop, or both.Liz is due to be lambasted in 5...4...3...2... Stem, maybe you and I can hold hands over there? 3
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