More Remarkable Parallels

[Chris Smith]

"Mysterious" Parallels between CKSalmon and CaliforniaKid

1. Both recently posted pictures with manly facial hair.

2. Both are named Chris.

3. Both have last names that begin with the letter "S".

4. Both have girly middle names (Carroll and Kelly).

5. Both go by CK on the forums.

6. Both have an unhealthy interest in studying Mormonism, despite being never-Mos.

7. Both are from an evangelical background.

8. Both have animal associations (my avatar's a chimp and his last name's a fish).

9. Both are eminently reasonable and amiable fellows.

10. Both have absurd collections of spliced images on their photobucket accounts.

11. Both are stoners in Bond's movie theater parodies on MDB.

You may now all ejaculate, "How could Joseph have known?" and "How could all this be just coincidence?"

Proceed.

-CK

[Thama]

"Mysterious" Parallels between CKSalmon and CaliforniaKid

1. Both recently posted pictures with manly facial hair.

2. Both are named Chris.

3. Both have last names that begin with the letter "S".

4. Both have girly middle names (Carroll and Kelly).

5. Both go by CK on the forums.

6. Both have an unhealthy interest in studying Mormonism, despite being never-Mos.

7. Both are from an evangelical background.

8. Both have animal associations (my avatar's a chimp and his last name's a fish).

9. Both are eminently reasonable and amiable fellows.

10. Both have absurd collections of spliced images on their photobucket accounts.

11. Both are stoners in Bond's movie theater parodies on MDB.

You may now all ejaculate, "How could Joseph have known?" and "How could all this be just coincidence?"

Proceed.

-CK

CFR?

[Severian]

This proves it is true.

As far as the CK business goes, just be forewarned that in the end there can be only one. My advice? Rotate your tires every 5000 miles.

[Chris Smith]

CFR?

Sorry; access to the CHO (Californiakid Historian's Office) vault is restricted. You'll just have to take my word for it.

[Sargon]

[11. Both are stoners in Bond's movie theater parodies on MDB.

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Sargon

[Chris Smith]

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Sargon

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/discuss/w...ry=Sockpuppetry

Scroll down to number 5.

[Sargon]

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/discuss/w...ry=Sockpuppetry

Scroll down to number 5.

[captain-jack]

I believe I hear some music playing...

[PhilipTraum]

You may now all ejaculate, "How could Joseph have known?" and "How could all this be just coincidence?"

My real name's Joseph. What does this all mean?