Damien the Leper Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 (edited) I need some help tracking down Volgadon. I'm guessing he lives in Utah (unfortunately for him, I suppose). I wanna hang out with this crazy dirtbag.Any clues on how to track down the Israeli heretic? Edited November 5, 2012 by Valentinus Link to comment
Garden Girl Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 I need some help tracking down Volgadon. I'm guessing he lives in Utah (unfortunately for him, I suppose). I wanna hang out with this crazy dirtbag.Any clues on how to track down the Israeli heretic?Why don't you just PM him and ask him? How do you know he even wants to hang out with you? Hmmmm?GG 1 Link to comment
Tacenda Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Why don't you just PM him and ask him? How do you know he even wants to hang out with you? Hmmmm?GGOnce I tried to PM Volgadon concerning an OP I had posted and he desired to know of where I got the info. I didn't want to post any literature that might seem anti, therefore the PM. But his message box was full or wouldn't accept my PM. That might be why. Link to comment
Damien the Leper Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 PM him? His PM doesn't work...besides, where is the fun in that? I know he wants to hang out with me. Especially after my Disney/Star Wars comment.You can't hide Volgadon!! Link to comment
bluebell Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 I thought Volgadon lived overseas? 2 Link to comment
Damien the Leper Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 Ugh...don't tell me that!! Link to comment
Darren10 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 I need some help tracking down Volgadon. I'm guessing he lives in Utah (unfortunately for him, I suppose). I wanna hang out with this crazy dirtbag.Any clues on how to track down the Israeli heretic?Go bilingual and shout out, "Hey, Volgadon, יש לי קובץ cookie עבורך "And he'll come a runnin'.What's your Star Wars/Disney comment? Link to comment
Popular Post blackstrap Posted November 6, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted November 6, 2012 He is at least tri-cultural. Last I heard he was in the US.He probably has a dozen different passports in a drawer behind a secret panel in his Paris Apartment. 5 Link to comment
Stargazer Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 (edited) He is at least tri-cultural. Last I heard he was in the US.He probably has a dozen different passports in a drawer behind a secret panel in his Paris Apartment.Like this guy?[media url=] Edited November 6, 2012 by Stargazer 1 Link to comment
Calm Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 It is the whole innocent baby face that gives them away..... Link to comment
Calm Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 He is at least tri-cultural. Last I heard he was in the US.He probably has a dozen different passports in a drawer behind a secret panel in his Paris Apartment.I was under the impression he was going to university in the States, Logan or Utah? Didn't he say something about attending a presentation and eating lunch with Robert Smith and noticing the flowers wilt, birds hush etc. as Ming the Merciless (aka Dan Peterson) walked past him? Or is my jumble of a mind mixing him up with someone else? Link to comment
blackstrap Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Like this guy?[media url=][media=] si , ja , oui , yes , tak , ndiyo , oo , ... Link to comment
volgadon Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Stop trying to blow my cover! 1 Link to comment
volgadon Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I need some help tracking down Volgadon. I'm guessing he lives in Utah (unfortunately for him, I suppose). I wanna hang out with this crazy dirtbag.Any clues on how to track down the Israeli heretic?I don't have "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here," emblazoned above my door for nothing. Ok, I don't have it emblazoned there at all.I'll try to drop you a PM. Link to comment
Calm Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Stop trying to blow my cover!Sorry. I forgot the Mormon habit of hiding the information in the most likely place so no one actually reads it. 3 Link to comment
mfbukowski Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I don't have "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here," emblazoned above my door for nothing. Ok, I don't have it emblazoned there at all.I'll try to drop you a PM.Oh man!?Now you are going to make us all jealous! Link to comment
mfbukowski Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Go bilingual and shout out, "Hey, Volgadon, יש לי קובץ cookie עבורך "Holy cow that's enough switches between left to right and right to left to make a person cross-eyed! 1 Link to comment
TAO Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) helloHey! Edited November 7, 2012 by TAO Link to comment
Damien the Leper Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 Go bilingual and shout out, "Hey, Volgadon, יש לי קובץ cookie עבורך "And he'll come a runnin'.What's your Star Wars/Disney comment?My comment:I'm glad Disney stepped up to do this. Maybe I should rethink being an atheist because of this.From Volgadon:And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. My reply:LOL. Thanks, Volg! Forget the trumpets, forget the bowls, forget Abaddon...I'm bringing my A-game. Link to comment
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