Freedom Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 No, this is not the Onion. This guy is for real. I have heard of him before. The church is evil and Romney must be stopped before democracy as we know it is destroyed. http://www.opednews.com/articles/Doug-Wallace-Files-Lawsuit-by-Douglas-A-Wallace-120330-556.html?show=votes#allcommentshttp://www.opednews.com/articles/Mormonism-vs-Nazism-and-t-by-Douglas-A-Wallace-120821-164.html Link to comment
Calm Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Wallace likes to talk in third person.....it's pretentious.What is more annoying is starting almost every sentence with his own name. Link to comment
Freedom Posted August 23, 2012 Author Share Posted August 23, 2012 But what a hoot. You have to admit that he takes grunge anti-mormonism to a new level. Link to comment
Robert F. Smith Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 But what a hoot. You have to admit that he takes grunge anti-mormonism to a new level.However, it is true that the gov't is building a huge intelligence gathering facility in Utah, probably because a lot of linguistic talent is available locally, and not because any of Dougie's paranoid delusions are true. Link to comment
thesometimesaint Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Ignorance can be cured. It's called an education. There is no know cure for this type of willful stupidity. Link to comment
The Nehor Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 This guy exists in the sense that he is real; not in the sense that he is sane. I pity the guy. He imagines that the President can turn over the government to the Church while the legislature, the courts, the military, and the people go along with it. He missed the part where Hitler and the Nazis were well-liked while most people in the US are more 'meh' about Romney. Link to comment
Avatar4321 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I dont understand how these people can even try to claim that it's been a longstanding Mormon goal to take over the US government. It makes absolutely no sense. Link to comment
The Nehor Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I dont understand how these people can even try to claim that it's been a longstanding Mormon goal to take over the US government. It makes absolutely no sense.Sure it does. Stone cut out of the mountain without hands that will crush all other kingdoms. It just appears we are going to wait for the King to come before we get on with the crushing. Link to comment
Freedom Posted August 23, 2012 Author Share Posted August 23, 2012 I wonder if any of his self proclaimed credentials are true. Link to comment
urroner Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I just hope and pray that he doesn't discover the vast catacombs under Salt Lake City where many extra terrestrials live and who help prop up the Church. This will only lead him to start a spiel about John C. Bennett convince Joseph Smith to sell out to the Scottish Rite wing of the Masons and then brought in the Illuminati. Eventually, in a power grab, the Church are in cahoots with the reptilian group of the ETs and how thousands of children AND adults have disappeared, most without a trace. I also fear that he will also discover the secret of the mysterious vault-like repository in the mountains behind Salt Lake where records, secret documents, and other valuables are placed for safe keeping. The catacombs and vault are both parts of a vast underground labyrinth which is located mostly under the Wasatch mountains, but extend into Idaho and Arizona, with off shoots into Nevada and Colorado.If he discovers the coverup, the Church is dead in the water. Link to comment
Freedom Posted August 23, 2012 Author Share Posted August 23, 2012 If he discovers the coverup, the Church is dead in the water.I wouldn't mind being dead in the water for a bit. Give us a chance to do some fishing. All this fast rowing is exhausting. Link to comment
DH Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I just hope and pray that he doesn't discover the vast catacombs under Salt Lake City where many extra terrestrials live and who help prop up the Church. They have extra terrestrials? That's great! I'm running low on terrestrials. Maybe they'll let me buy or borrow some. Link to comment
Pahoran Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 So "Lord" Douglas Wallace is having delusions of relevance again, is he?Regards,Pahoran Link to comment
Traela Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I love how he takes full credit for Official Declaration #2. The big question is, why is he still alive? Apparently the Danites should have taken care of him a long time ago. Link to comment
The Nehor Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 The big question is, why is he still alive? Apparently the Danites should have taken care of him a long time ago.As a Danite I can field this one.He makes us laugh so much no one has the heart to take him out. He's so cute when he talks nonsense. Link to comment
Bill “Papa” Lee Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 No, this is not the Onion. This guy is for real. I have heard of him before. The church is evil and Romney must be stopped before democracy as we know it is destroyed. http://www.opednews.com/articles/Doug-Wallace-Files-Lawsuit-by-Douglas-A-Wallace-120330-556.html?show=votes#allcommentshttp://www.opednews.com/articles/Mormonism-vs-Nazism-and-t-by-Douglas-A-Wallace-120821-164.htmlGoodwin rolling over in his grave...or will be. Link to comment
Peppermint Patty Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Unfortunately, allowing people like this to have access to the internet is the price we all pay for living in a free society.I loved this part:"If Americans want to keep the Democratic Republic of the United States alive and well for themselves and their children" says Wallace, "they had better wake up now and take action." How? By giving financial support to the cause to allowWallace to retain legal counsel to assist the prosecution of the lawsuit he has filed.What proof is there of this threat? The Mormon Church has been spying on Americans since 1970 in order to build forbidden files on Americans to know who they must move against when they have installed their Man- churian Candidate, in this case Romney.After reading his "article" (and I use that term loosely), I couldn't get this scene out of my head: Link to comment
volgadon Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 As a Danite I can field this one.He makes us laugh so much no one has the heart to take him out. He's so cute when he talks nonsense.As the (former) coordinator of international Danite operations, I feel free to share that Nehor, as loyal a member as any, is covering up our botched assassination attempts. My last act in office was putting together a training video of the botched assassination atempts. We don't countenance mistakes lightly.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQsS6jg5_pU Link to comment
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