Mudcat Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 The story thus far...The cow shudderedFarmer Brown spoke.He said, "No!".The cow cried.The horse laughed....until he pooped.Then three goats...remembered the time....... at Band Camp...when they jammedwith some donkeys.But the donkeysweren't very happy ...So they took...some hallucinogenic mushroomsto help withthe pounding headache ...they got fromthe pigs' squealing...because the chickenswere committing crimes, in their haste,To escape fromthe leering coyoteWho wanted toinvade the henhouse.Though the horseOf course afterfinding himself affrontedby the hystericalsword wielding monkeyswho wanted thepower of speech.So they couldswords with whichto save thefarmers family membersBut the swordsmith which Mountain gorillas had kidnapped beforethe Christmas holidays during a bowling Which had been authorized by the National Rifle AssociationHowever, the BSAsaved the day then ruined it When suddenly, "Boom!" Not knowing what had made themeteoric flames streakthrough the blackness the mountain gorillas packed their things and flew to Indonesia with the plan that they could help someIndonesian Buddhist Monks but the Monasterywould not allow animals to enter unless they partookof the holyguacamole, which was served cold with nachos and thegorillas hated guacamoleSo they justate bananas untilthey exploded nefariouslyand headed toThe hobbit hole.End Chapter IBegin Chapter II.The hobbits plugged
Grothar Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) deleted to help with story flow(no I don't have a life.) Edited December 11, 2008 by Grothar
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