Noooo!!! Big Bang Theory Mocked
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:43 AM
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:44 AM
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:46 AM
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:47 AM
"Sooner or later, there comes a point in a man’s life when he’s gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain’t got it. I chased after enough girls in my life. I went to enough dances. I got hurt enough. I don’t wanna get hurt no more." —Ernest Borgnine as Marty, the title character in the 1955 film. (RIP, Mr. Borgnine.)
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:53 AM
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Lol, yeah, I am still recovering from being sick. I claim temporary insanity. :-D
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:57 AM
But yes, those whose faith is weak or nonexistent will surely have issues, but that's how we get stronger. Who knows, maybe someone might change their position... nah, who'm I kidding?
If my mental processes are determined wholly by the motions of atoms in my brain, I have no reason to suppose my beliefs are true ... and hence I have no reason for supposing my brain to be composed of atoms. - J. B. S. Haldane
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:07 AM
"Can an explosion in a printing shop produce a dictionary?"
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:07 AM
I took it to mean that the creation of the world was not an accident, a random event.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:08 AM
If my mental processes are determined wholly by the motions of atoms in my brain, I have no reason to suppose my beliefs are true ... and hence I have no reason for supposing my brain to be composed of atoms. - J. B. S. Haldane
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:14 AM
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We'll get the transcription shortly. But he specifically mentioned the big bang in a mocking manner (I believe it was "some sort of big bang").
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:24 AM
I transcribed this and it may contain errors.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:25 AM
Matthew J. Tandy, on 01 April 2012 - 09:53 AM, said:
Lol, yeah, I am still recovering from being sick. I claim temporary insanity. :-D
You're lucky. You're only insane when you're sick; some of us are sick 24/7 because we're insane!
"Sooner or later, there comes a point in a man’s life when he’s gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain’t got it. I chased after enough girls in my life. I went to enough dances. I got hurt enough. I don’t wanna get hurt no more." —Ernest Borgnine as Marty, the title character in the 1955 film. (RIP, Mr. Borgnine.)
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:27 AM
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:33 AM
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"Can an explosion in a printing shop produce a dictionary?"
I didn't hear the talk as I am preparing to go to family activity. I came in on Christofferson's excellent talk about doctrine. However, if this paraphrasing is correct, it showes that he's not speaking against evolution at all because evolution does not propose complete radmoness nor does it take God out of the equation. When I get back, I'll take a gander at his talk.
LDS doctrine defined. The first bullet point is the key.
Capitalism from the Lord: Law of Consecration.
Evolution Primer Evolution does not conflict with LDS doctrine in any way.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:07 AM
The talk on doctrine and how it is received was superb. I hope some of our frequent visitors here were listening. He put into clear language that which I struggle to express.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:09 AM
Matthew J. Tandy, on 01 April 2012 - 10:14 AM, said:
We'll get the transcription shortly. But he specifically mentioned the big bang in a mocking manner (I believe it was "some sort of big bang").
Darn. I guess they'll have to reorganize the entire physics curriculum at BYU, BYU-Idaho, and BYU-Hawaii. *<tongue firmly in cheek>*
About a year ago Elder Shayne M. Bowen made a similar dismissive statement regarding evolution.
But I very much agree that Elder D. Todd Christofferson's talk was a refreshing drink of water.
"Morman [scholars] is just a bunch of white men trying to figure out how to better hide all there wives. and make it legal for you ppl to be able to vote legally without being jailed." - Ernie Tschikof
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:12 AM
Pun intended!
If my mental processes are determined wholly by the motions of atoms in my brain, I have no reason to suppose my beliefs are true ... and hence I have no reason for supposing my brain to be composed of atoms. - J. B. S. Haldane
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:23 AM
As for evolution, he said, "Sure, evolution happens and can be observed. But, birds didn't come from frogs . . . " (winking).
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:49 AM
Matthew J. Tandy, on 01 April 2012 - 09:43 AM, said:
I think he mocked an uncaused and purposeless big bang, and undirected evolution.
He implied that an explosion in a print shop couldn't produce a dictionary, which seems to be the same argument for intelligent design that's used by David, Paul, and in the Book of Mormon (by Alma I think.)
(If his remarks turn out to be an embarrassment, I think they will only be an embarrassment to the individual interpretations of Mormon doctrine that deny any ontological ground of being.)
Edited by inquiringmind, 01 April 2012 - 11:50 AM.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:54 AM
rongo, on 01 April 2012 - 11:23 AM, said:
As for evolution, he said, "Sure, evolution happens and can be observed. But, birds didn't come from frogs . . . " (winking).
Just so we're all clear, it was Elder Nelson (heart surgeon) and not Elder Scott (nuclear engineer) that made the disparaging comment about the "big bang".
So, no chance for a Tabernacle Choir version of this song next conference:
In spite of the world's arguments against the historicity of the Flood, and despite the supposed lack of geologic evidence, we Latter-day Saints believe that Noah was an actual man, a prophet of God, who preached repentance and raised a voice of warning, built an ark, gathered his family and a host of animals onto the ark, and floated safely away as waters covered the entire earth. We are assured that these events actually occurred by the multiple testimonies of God's prophets.
The Flood and the Tower of Babel, by Donald W. Parry, assistant professor of Hebrew at BYU, Ensign, Jan 1998, 35
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