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#1 KevinG

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 11:48 AM

No real discussion here.  I just wanted to see how many people (Scott Lloyd) would jump on this thread to quickly defend the Saints in Zion from my provncial intolerence.  Watch the view count.


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Posted 15 March 2012 - 11:53 AM

View PostKevinG, on 15 March 2012 - 11:48 AM, said:

No real discussion here.  I just wanted to see how many people (Scott Lloyd) would jump on this thread to quickly defend the Saints in Zion from my provncial intolerence.  Watch the view count.


No need to mount any real defense. I'll just remain characteristically standoffish,  arrogant and quirky. That has worked well enough for us in the past.
To whom it may concern: If you feel inclined to do anything for or in behalf of me after I die -- or even while I'm living, for that matter -- that is comparable in intent to Mormon vicarious baptisms or other ordinances for the dead, feel free. I would even regard it as a magnanimous gesture.  I would appreciate the thought in any case.
Nobody gives you all the facts all at once, leastwise anti-Mormons and hostile critics. If selective focus or emphasis amounts to deceit, they are the worst of offenders.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 11:55 AM

That was quick!  

Love you Scott - and all your quircky intermountain friends!  

We like to blame Utah for all of the weird Church policy announcements we get here in the mission field.  But in truth a lot of those probably stem from events in California.  
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 12:04 PM

View PostKevinG, on 15 March 2012 - 11:55 AM, said:

That was quick!  

Love you Scott - and all your quircky intermountain friends!  

We like to blame Utah for all of the weird Church policy announcements we get here in the mission field.  But in truth a lot of those probably stem from events in California.  


Utah's in the mission field too. Come July, there will be two additional missions in the Salt Lake area alone.
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Nobody gives you all the facts all at once, leastwise anti-Mormons and hostile critics. If selective focus or emphasis amounts to deceit, they are the worst of offenders.
If I detest anything as virulently as anti-Mormons obviously detest Mormonism, feel free to label me as "anti-" the thing I detest. I won't mind in the least.
An author who undertakes to criticize publicly another's religious faith and practice has the obligation, in the first instance, to understand it.
... and the anti-Mormon saith unto them: I am no anti-Mormon, for there is none — and thus he whispereth in their ears.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 12:06 PM

Texas Mormons are superior in every way to Utah Mormons.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 12:40 PM

View PostBCSpace, on 15 March 2012 - 12:06 PM, said:

Texas Mormons are superior in every way to Utah Mormons.

All are alike unto God, and He is no respecter of persons.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 12:54 PM

It is wildly apparent that Utah mormons are from Utah.

Any thing else?

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:01 PM

View PostKenngo1969, on 15 March 2012 - 12:40 PM, said:

All are alike unto God, and He is no respecter of persons.
This is quite true.

You'll note, however, that God is a respecter of geography.

The Scriptures are replete with references to "choice lands" and "lands that are blessed above all others".

It is self-evident that these are merely coded references to Texas.

On the other hand, we have references to lands that are under various curses or which were "smitten for the Lord's sake".

This clearly refers to their status as "not Texas."

Edited by selek1, 15 March 2012 - 01:07 PM.


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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:03 PM

Dup.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:07 PM

View Postselek1, on 15 March 2012 - 01:01 PM, said:

The Scriptures are replete with references to "choice lands" and "lands that are blessed above all others".

I think God and I have very different tastes. Jerusalem is not that nice and anyone who looks at Missouri and thinks that is a great place for a promised land is either confused or has very different standards.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:10 PM

View Postselek1, on 15 March 2012 - 01:01 PM, said:

This is quite true.

You'll note, however, that he is a respecter of geography.

The Scriptures are replete with references to "choice lands" and "lands that are blessed above all others".

It is self-evident that these are merely coded references to Texas.

Sorry, no ... The scriptures don't say that the Lord called his people Zion because they were from New York or Pennsylvania or Ohio or Illinois or Utah or Texas.  They say that the Lord called his people Zion because they were of one heart and one mind, and dwelt in righteousness, and there were no poor among them.  I don't think the whole we're-the-children-of-Abraham thing flies, whatever locale one is speaking of.  Zion is in Texas, and Arizona, and California, and Utah ... and not-Zion is also in Texas, and Arizona, and California, and Utah.  The Lord is able to raise up children of Abraham from rocks ... in Texas, and Arizona, and California, and Utah.

Incidentally, I guess the California Mormons among whom I joyfully served as a missionary just forgot to obey that additional Article of Faith about turning their noses up at me because I'm a ... Utah Mormon.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:11 PM

View PostThe Nehor, on 15 March 2012 - 01:07 PM, said:

I think God and I have very different tastes. Jerusalem is not that nice and anyone who looks at Missouri and thinks that is a great place for a promised land is either confused or has very different standards.
A wise and salient observation my friend.

By way of contrast, though, you'll notice we've never caught any of the Apostles singing, "I Wish They All Could Be California Girls".

There is wisdom to be found in that silence.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:12 PM

View PostBikeemikey, on 15 March 2012 - 12:54 PM, said:

It is wildly apparent that Utah mormons are from Utah.

Any thing else?
Thank you for the compliment.
To whom it may concern: If you feel inclined to do anything for or in behalf of me after I die -- or even while I'm living, for that matter -- that is comparable in intent to Mormon vicarious baptisms or other ordinances for the dead, feel free. I would even regard it as a magnanimous gesture.  I would appreciate the thought in any case.
Nobody gives you all the facts all at once, leastwise anti-Mormons and hostile critics. If selective focus or emphasis amounts to deceit, they are the worst of offenders.
If I detest anything as virulently as anti-Mormons obviously detest Mormonism, feel free to label me as "anti-" the thing I detest. I won't mind in the least.
An author who undertakes to criticize publicly another's religious faith and practice has the obligation, in the first instance, to understand it.
... and the anti-Mormon saith unto them: I am no anti-Mormon, for there is none — and thus he whispereth in their ears.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:13 PM

View Postselek1, on 15 March 2012 - 01:11 PM, said:

A wise and salient observation my friend.

By way of contrast, though, you'll notice we've never caught any of the Apostles singing, "I Wish They All Could Be California Girls".

There is wisdom to be found in that silence.

Is said wisdom that the Twelve all have Asian Fever?
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:14 PM

View PostKenngo1969, on 15 March 2012 - 01:10 PM, said:

The Lord is able to raise up children of Abraham from rocks ...
This explains the successes in the missionary fields north of the Mason Dixon and west of the Rio Grande....he's got a lot of rocks to work with in those parts.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:16 PM

View Postselek1, on 15 March 2012 - 01:11 PM, said:

A wise and salient observation my friend.

By way of contrast, though, you'll notice we've never caught any of the Apostles singing, "I Wish They All Could Be California Girls".

There is wisdom to be found in that silence.
Let it be remembered that the Beach Boys also recorded a homage to Salt Lake City which contains this line:

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And girl for girl,


They've got the cutest of the western states.

To whom it may concern: If you feel inclined to do anything for or in behalf of me after I die -- or even while I'm living, for that matter -- that is comparable in intent to Mormon vicarious baptisms or other ordinances for the dead, feel free. I would even regard it as a magnanimous gesture.  I would appreciate the thought in any case.
Nobody gives you all the facts all at once, leastwise anti-Mormons and hostile critics. If selective focus or emphasis amounts to deceit, they are the worst of offenders.
If I detest anything as virulently as anti-Mormons obviously detest Mormonism, feel free to label me as "anti-" the thing I detest. I won't mind in the least.
An author who undertakes to criticize publicly another's religious faith and practice has the obligation, in the first instance, to understand it.
... and the anti-Mormon saith unto them: I am no anti-Mormon, for there is none — and thus he whispereth in their ears.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:16 PM

View PostBCSpace, on 15 March 2012 - 12:06 PM, said:

Texas Mormons are superior in every way to Utah Mormons.
And why not?  Most of them came from Utah!
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:17 PM

View PostThe Nehor, on 15 March 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

Is said wisdom that the Twelve all have Asian Fever?

Having never heard the term "Asian Fever", I did a quick Google.

(In the interests of accuracy, it was actually Bing- I don't care for Google's new "record every key stroke for your own good" security policy).

The first six results were references to Larry Flynt productions....which I doubt is what you meant.

Is this Asian Fever similar in any way to Boogie Fever, Disco Fever, or Saturay Night Fever?

Cuz I'm having a really hard time picturing President Monson in the white tux, black shirt, and gold-chains popularized in that era.

Edited by selek1, 15 March 2012 - 01:24 PM.


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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:22 PM

Innocently peeks in.  My work is done here.  Bwahahahahahaha!
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:25 PM

View PostKevinG, on 15 March 2012 - 01:22 PM, said:

Innocently peeks in.  My work is done here.  Bwahahahahahaha!

Innocent, my eye!

There is a vast difference between "not guilty" and "innocent".


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